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Don't mind me, just hanging out

@cowboytrout / cowboytrout.tumblr.com

☆ high school = big stressing ☆any pronouns ☆ art tag: #artworking
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frogus-deactivated20231111

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

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ladykaymd

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

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This shit never made more sense than now

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Reblogged trifolium-grotto
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listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

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look at this shit.

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We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

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No, no, no!

This is April 19 on the Julian Calendar.

The real bread day is on April 7th

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Reblogged trifolium-grotto
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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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Reblogged peoplecallmelucifer
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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

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As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me

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Reblogged aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202
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mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"

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this could have been a completely normal, nonsexual post about mousegirls with various careers, but u just had to go and ruin it by implicitly referencing an airplane

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