Perfecto ❤️

"women under 19" is an interesting way to describe teenagers 15-19

"Women under 19" is a weird way to say "children"

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

date of origin: December 20th, 2015

OnlyDads™️ outtake (from the vault) w/@orions-bolt

One time my mom and I were out shopping and she shows me this ugly fucking shawl or something off a sales rack and all I could think to say was “oh… oh honey, no” and she laughed told me I talk like an old retired drag queen and that might be pretty par for a queer guy but you must know at the time I was a catty 13 year old girl

I think a 50+ y/o drag queen and an angry teen girl could accomplish so much together though

My tumblr? Oh you mean my curated collection of hyperfixations and pics of men I want to be/f*ck?

I have a head ache.

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

ppl are like "the price of games makes sense if you consider how much time and work goes in to them" and i am here to tell you that just like animation, tv, comics, music, every other kind of media, the price tag does not reflect the artist's paycheck. the only wallets getting fatter are at the top, and they are fatter now than they've ever been. support indie and learn to steal or go without