love this animal, the sea slut

so tru

gonna start saying insane shit like fpreg and girlpussy just to normalize it

love all my cgirl and cboy followers and my normal followers too

do you really need to be cis? you could just be a more masculine trans girl

I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

I can't even articulate my words so I'm just going to tell a story in screenshots

I am so fucking tired of being gaslit about this

I was born to be a supervillain, languishing in my volcano island lair, charging up my death ray and sending henchmen to do my dark bidding. but no, the economy or whatever, so I have to live in a studio apartment and stream videogames

In my dreams I'm feeding secret agents to my trained sharks and pressing big red buttons that blow up the moon

Real life villains aren't even sending mind control satellites into orbit, they're just doing stock manipulation and racism, they have no style

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

Coelacanth

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The king of problem causing

We are in the middle of a heatwave in Sinnoh and these guys have been poppin' up like Shroomish!

You have my promise that if I ever become insanely rich I will immediately purchase a private island and start hiring evil henchmen to build me a device that can turn off the sun

Well obviously they won't be men after prolonged exposure to my base's estrogenizing background radiation, come on

they did surgery on a dog girl

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

It truly sucks that a bad diet and bad sleep schedule makes you feel like shit. What if I want to be nocturnal and subsist on potato chips and coffee. I should be allowed to do that without my body throwing a hissy fit.

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

Idk i can't fuck with queers who consider being a thief or a whore or a druggie a bad thing. Like babe if you made it this far within the current structures of American oppression without somehow actively rejecting both law & custom I'm just assuming you'd be a volunteer fed in a heartbeat