i haven’t had a lot of foodposting from the usual carnivore pages recently because theyre somehow all inevitably hyper republican spaces and despite the fact that im only there to make fun of them i still dont like reading their dog ass posts

in the meantime, have this from one of the pickling pages

how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

so if a succubus doesn’t harvest they starve to death / die of exhaustion. but what’s compelling an incubus to cum in people. are they just horny

hi. i’m at work

“You know, I get a strange migraine headache if I don’t get a strange piece of ass everyday.”

-John F. Kennedy, 35th president (1961-1963)

Lee Harvry Oswald was just a demon hunter, didnt deserve all that flak

The shooter on the grassy knoll was Van Helsing

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"

it was ötzi .

happy tdov never kill yourself

boytoy this and boytoy that i would like a girltoy

Work tomorrow. Get my pussy up get my money up……..

saw trap where you try and get a job with experience a degree and good interview conduct except it’s 2025