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hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?
you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?
and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community
Olivia Jaimesโ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.
This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.
Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.
How does it feel to be the most Galaxy Brained person in this entire thread
Well that certainly belongs on the post
why would this distress you friend the dead star crystal chips are just singing to each other with invisible ripples in the fabric of reality itself perfectly normal stuff
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
This is one of my favorite videos of all time and I will always reblog it when I see it
Yesterday I kinda forgot to draw what I had in mind so you get this now
The idea is that Shattered can use his goop as if they were puppet strings on Cross
For what was the thought process behind today's actual prompt: I've always looked at Shattered's tentacles and went "Man those must weigh a ton" So I'd imagine that it takes a long time for him after being back to normal to be able to stand without using something to keep his balance in check
... in all honesty, I could have made this about actual Dark cream and not just Shattered, but didn't really felt like suffering with more silhouettes
Maaan, these prompts this week were so good. I really like messing around with senses in themselves, but it was really interesting to tie them to these two
Edit: Oh wait I switched up the days- nvm I ain't fixing it I'm lazy
pre-tldr: i need help with funds for moving into a new place, my mom is very irresponsible, violent and irrational, constantly yelling/stomping, i feel very unsafe and uncomfortable, we have over 15 cats she refuses to get rid of and its a huge drain on my mental health. its filthy here and i NEED to get out. ok full post now
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Hi ๐ my name is Milo. I'm 19, american, transmasc, audhd, got severe chronic pain and no medication for any of it.
I currently live in an RV with my mom and have for around a year and a half after being homeless for about a year before that. We have a genuinely ABSURD number of cats (over 15 couped up in this tiny space), which is not only terrible for the cats, its terrible for my mental health, my moms, and is a huge drain on our funds. We can barely afford to take care of them and no matter how much I plead with her to take some of them to a shelter or do SOMETHING she refuses to, so that should start painting a picture of the type of person I'm dealing with here.
Her temper is incredibly, INCREDIBLY short. She's impossible to be around, refuses to improve, is physically violent to our general surroundings / herself / occasionally the cats. She has thrown things at me before. I generally dont feel safe or comfortable, and any time I try to broach the topic of moving out or getting her to stop any of the aforementioned behavior, she guilt trips me. Literally as I'm typing this she's been caterwauling, stomping and throwing things. What prompted this? No idea! This happens genuinely every single day. This is not an exaggeration. It's destroying my brain and I can't handle it anymore. This is going to sound particularly pitiful but I do have capital T Trauma related to someone breaking into our house when I was home and loud noises / stomping / yelling does make me INCREDIBLY anxious, and no matter how many times I tell her this she doesn't give a shit.
She does not want me leaving, won't let me learn how to drive and (whether intentionally or not) obstructs any attempts I make to function as an adult. I'm currently self-employed on commissions, but it's not a living wage or something I could make into one (and remain sane. or keep up with). I'm actively searching for a job and have applied to several (fingers crossed) (will update this post when I get one) and, ideally, will be moving in with a friend of mine sometime in the late summer, but I need help with funds for moving in/covering rent for a bit/etc.
Since I do take commissions, if you want one of those and want to help with funds that way, that'll be an avenue for giving me money. I won't have them open 24/7 just to make things more manageable, but that'll be an option some of the time at least. Ill add a link to an info post on that in this post when I do re-open them.
Otherwise, if you just wanna chip in (it would be VERY. VERY VERY VERY APPRECIATED):
Payp4l: millowo <- preferred
Venm0: miiilowo
GOAL: 0/4K
My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre
no one had โreal namesโ in ancient times if you wanted to be called broadback or servant-of-god or whatever everyone was chill about it
post the universal friend
extremely casual and normal way to relax
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