The Cabbage

Icebox.

Dude just straight up welded ice

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

Gahan Wilson

They just wants to order some burgers, don't discriminate!

base from 🍊 (tangerine) eyes from 🌞 (sun) mouth from 🤒 (thermometer) https://t.co/wI4uD4XtH6

From Twitter

Wear your mask if you don't want to become this tangerine

shoutout to the people working for hours on content that only gets ten notes. i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead as we speak

There’s six samurai on the cover of Seven Samurai because one samurai had to take the picture.

I don’t mean to talk shit abt the tf2 fandom but like I have no clue what content you people like

For real I could put my heart and soul into an extremely detailed and beautiful fanfic and it would get 2 notes. But then I could also make a shitpost about Medic and Heavy eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch out of each other’s ears and it would probably get 3,000 notes

the tf2 fandom likes shitposts at least on tumblr

As a member of said fandom, I can definitely confirm this.

As of 1.16, this meme is outdated as hoes can break certain things faster such as Nether & Warped Wart Blocks, as well as Shroomlights and a bunch of other stuff

still not over how much I love this

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

base from 🤢 (sick) eyes from 🤖 (robot) mouth from 😱 (open-enormous) https://t.co/4CSXKXXfgm

From Twitter

Totebot

😢 crying + 🥳 partying

From Twitter

Me

.-.

There's no such thing as "out of character" in star trek. You could have one of the characters try to stage a coup in one episode and everything's fine by the end because it turns out they accidentally flew the ship through a nebula that makes you want to stage a coup really bad

Yeah, this is true

forget normal cat loaf…she’s gone full-on cat baguette