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🪱 chris pycream bacon 🪱

@crispycreambacon / crispycreambacon.tumblr.com

pfp by mazzyreads, matching with madamegemknight ☆ Crispy ☆ 18 years on this planet earth ☆ they/none ☆ the most wormical puppet you'll ever meet ☆ artist, writer, dreamer, friend ☆ See my art with the tag #chris p fried art

You look at the side of your bed, and you see this 💌... What shall you do? :3

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CRISPY!!!! SINTA KO!!!! Waughhhhh where to begin there are so many things I love about you...

You have always been so incredibly kind and sweet and considerate, and even when I only knew you as "the super talented artist who gifted me art of my fic" I remember gushing to people IRL about how freaking nice you were :3 and now I've known and been friends with you for over a year(!!!) and you are even more kind and sweet and considerate than you first appeared to be!!!! Woagh!!!!

SPEAKING OF WHICH: you're such a talented artist in every sense of the word, I'm always so amazed by the passion and time you put into even the silliest of joke doodles and your serious work blows me away whenever you show it to me. You are unbelievably skilled - no matter what you do in the future with your art it will be absolutely incredible, and I can't wait to see it :)

I truly cannot thank you enough for being not just a wonderful friend, but a wonderful person; you've made some incredibly rough situations infinitely better just by being there for me and I'm blessed to be able to know you. You'll always have a special place in my heart, I love you to the moon and back Crispy 🫂

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Looks at you with big old eyes :3 💌?

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HAI MUTYA KO!!! <333

Gosh, what isn't there to say about you... You're literally one of the bestest friends I've ever had, and I don't know where I'd be in life had I not had you around. It truly feels like I've been friends with you for all my life, so knowing we've only been friends for a little over a year is wild to me!!

You've always been there for me even during some really rough periods in my life. You're a comforting presence and just a wonderful person in general. You truly live up to your name! Anyone would be blessed to have you in their life. You're also a fantastic writer and artist like wogh!! Every time I see your art I'm mind-blown!!!

I really am grateful that you are here. Thank you so much for being in my life and thank you for being my friend 🫂 Mahal kita Gem! <3

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crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question

I hate this image so much. The creator clearly misunderstood what Frankenstein is about or deliberately looked away from its actual meaning to enforce a pro-cops agenda. The point of Frankenstein is that the monster (who I'll be calling Adam for personal reasons) was NOT harmless until jumental assholes isolated and provoked him to the breaking point. He was basically an abandoned child wanting to explore the world, but people couldn't see past his appearance and assigned him as a monster. It came to the point he couldn't take it anymore and became a monster because no one allowed him to be anything else. The environment you grow up in really has an effect on you. That's the fUCKING POINT OF FRANKENSTEIN YOU'RE NEVER TRULY BORN A MONSTER YOU ARE SHAPED AND BRANDED AS ONE BY SOCIETY.

Anyways I'm picking Crime "Adam" Frankenstein because even though he did kill someone, at least he doesn't have a gun. And also. The bodies of the police outnumber his. If we're gonna get really pedantic I think Adam patrolling the neighborhood would be more effective in deterring criminals from messing with it 💀

Raf!! My beloved raft!!! Hai :3 I love you!!!

I'm very very happy that a silly little puppet show led me to stumbling upon your amazing writing!! You're excellent at your craft, and I have no doubt you're gonna do great things late in life; in fact, you're doing great things right now!! (looking at your podcast... and your fics... auuhdadouaioahgf I'm gonna set aside some time to see your work I promise </3)

And in general, you're just a really lovely person <3 You're the first friend I made on Tumblr, and talking to you helped me be more confident in making more friends, so I'll always be in debt to you for that! You're also so kind and understanding, and you have a lot of love in your heart that is evident when I talk to you :] Furthermore, I enjoy our conversations!! I love reading about your opinions on media even if I haven't seen it before. You get me to chew on a new perspective and even encourage me to try something new. Still forever grateful you introduced me to Malevolent and Dracula by the way <3

Overall I'm really happy that you're here, Glenn 🫂💝 And I'm really happy I get to call you my friend. Maraming salamat, kumpare ko!!

slips 💌 into the mail :3

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Crispyyy!!!!! Hiiii :]

I am so so so glad to have met you!!! You are such a good friend always!!!!! Your art is incredible, your creativity is inspiring, and I know you've got a lot of amazing stories in you.

And your enthusiasm is absolutely infectious. I love it when you get into something and I see it all over my dash for a while, or I get several messages of you yelling about it, it's the best <3

And you're so very strong and resilient! It's been incredible to see you persevering through everything. You're great, you're smart, you're creative, and all the good things, you're gonna do amazing things, thanks for being my friend

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ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

this image made me quit my job.

I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

If it's possible for you, please send donations and humanitarian aids to Myanmar for the earthquakes. We don't have a good plan for earthquakes in place because the country literally is going through a civil war. Though I'm not minimizing the damage in Thailand in anyway, Myanmar's situation has been very largely ignored for the last few years so this was very hard-hitting since we were already going through so much. Mandalay is especially in shambles, and it is known as the second most populous city in Myanmar. People and businesses really suffered from this and they won't be able to rebuild this at all for the next few years because of the civil unrest. And even places not affected too much by the earthquakes, like Yangon, is facing electricity cutoffs. They were rationing electricity before and now there are not even rations. The whole grid is down. Phone lines are also still partially down. What's worse is the military junta hates the word "donation" or "charity" so sometimes they would shut down bank accounts for it and give out arrest warrants, even if the donation is not about supporting the defense forces. So we're in a bind as people who want to send money over will already have to disguise their help as something other than a donation because they don't wanna be flagged and arrested for this. Foreigners have the upper hand as they can just prove their aids truly is a humanitarian aids, while people in the country don't even get a first chance. So please send any (monetary or otherwise) help over if you can and I hope y'all can at least spread the news even if you cannot contribute to the cause.

See this post for updated local news in Myanmar.

Shoutout to the self shippers who self ship in private.

The ones who want to be apart of the community, but are scared of embarrassing themselves. To the ones who watch in secret that dream of sharing their own stuff one day. It’s okay to feel nervous and be terrified of the possibility of folks making fun of your ships, your art, your writing or just you as a person. I experienced my own fair share of hate throughout the years when it comes to self shipping. And I still struggle with the fear of embarrassing myself to this day. But if I never posted my first self ship drawing long ago, I would’ve never found others who felt the same way when it comes to fictional characters.

You are NOT cringe or embarrassing for expressing what makes you happy. You are allowed to take up space for being yourself and sharing the love you have for the characters that are important to you just as much as everyone else who is allowed to be passionate about what makes them happy too. You’ll never know who might need to see your stuff for comfort and inspiration the same way you all were inspired by others before you.

My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want

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