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Hi, I'm Wil, and I'm 19! I like HL and related funnies, TMA, the mechanisms, and most recently Madness Combat! It/he pronouns, please! Dono asks and submissions will result in an immediate block. I reblog dono posts to @wil-reblogs-things, feel free to tag me in them and I'll reblog them!

hi, I'm Wil!

Welcome to the Mechs system!

We've recently rebranded from the Staff system to the Mechs system but we're not willing to go back and edit everything in the general system tag to use another tag so that's just gonna stay how it is lmao.

birds tag: #bird on main

System general tag: #staff system rambles

Wil: Host with the most benrey (HLVRAI): benreyposting Tommy (HLVRAI): Sodaposting Nastya (the Mechanisms): nastya and nothing more Drumbot Brian (the Mechanisms): insubordinate piece of brass Jonny (the Mechanisms): From the Captain Gunpowder Tim (the Mechanisms): Tim talks G-Man (HLVRAI): father time Neo (HLVRV): blue da ba dee Bea (brain-made HLVRAI): a tommy gun! Nero (brain-made y2kvr bad-end Loverboy): Rome is burning and so am i DJ (Y2KVR Forzen): DJ heartbeat Gordon (HLVRAI): howdy. howdy. howdy Leah (HLVRV Leading Light): you wanna kiss me so bad~ Evo (Capital M HLVRV): Capital M Ronnie (brain made): robotic heart Strama (hl/HLVRAI/HLVRV/Freeman's mind au): bitches love my carefree swag Atmos (HL/HLVRAI/HLVRV au): beep boop computer noise Frog (y2kau brainmade Coomer): so says the frog Bunny/Melody Calhoun (hl1 barney): half life guard model Deimos (madness combat): scout tf2 rip off

these will be updated as we go. But like you'll probably have to remind me

i've gotten a lot of very kind feedback about how i draw fat bodies, so i thought id make a little guide showing my thought process!! this is far from comprehensive, but maybe it'll be helpful to anyone who feels intimidated drawing plus size furs :)

if anything is unclear, please feel free to ask questions in the replies or reblogs!! <3

yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i've had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it's always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don't know how tumblr works. how likes don't give exposure. not even in a "oh, i know it doesn't give exposure, but i'm still going to reblog anyways" way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn't realize tumblr likes don't work like twitter's.

PLEASE please if you're from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people's art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog's content in some way so people won't potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST'S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

OKAY AS SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN HERE JUST THREE WEEKS, ADMITTEDLY NOT FROM TWITTER/INSTAGRAM BUT FROM PINTEREST, I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS.

how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:

-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of

-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."

-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.

And this is much better than the immediate accusations. Some students have a good vocabulary. Stop accusing them of faking their essays without proof, and this is a good way to check.

Fellow students please stop using AI, go back to promising not to kill the school nerd if they do all your homework or something.

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this post goes out to all the puppyboys 🫡 thank you. thank you for everything you do

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right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

it's getting warmer and I just saw a bug. I'm so excited you guys. I'm so excited. I love bugs. they came back. they're back dude, I'm so excited

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

well now you're just doing this on purpose

Screenshot of tag from previous poster (@fourthmiddlename) saying, "#posts that have 100k to me"
ALT

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

now that's what i call a

gator aid

The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

It’s just this and her court pushes her around the stage on wheels and every act it gets taller until she towers over everyone

Also in act 3 (I think) it swings open at the front and her husband is sitting inside reading a newspaper

I saw this again on Tuesday so here are some things I’d forgotten about:

  • This is the only Alice adaptation I’ve ever seen that doesn’t cut the caucus race
  • The mad hatter wears taps throughout and it’s so jarring and surprising it’s perfect
  • The executioner shadows almost everyone who dances with the Queen
  • Lewis Carroll is a character in the ballet and becomes the white rabbit who leads Alice into wonderland which is bad and wrong because Carroll is the dodo but does work very well
  • They started dropping rose petals from the ceiling onto the audience when Alice looked through the door to the garden and it was utterly magic
  • The Cheshire Cat is made of about 10 different puppets that dance around the stage
  • Which reminds me Alice is styled after Alice Liddell rather than the John Tenniel illustrations
  • I don’t think the king of hearts actually dances he just wanders around looking confused
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bisexualcryptkeeper

here’s a video

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more. (btw this is a parody/reference to the very famous “rose adagio” from sleeping beauty)

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bisexualcryptkeeper

the Caterpillar is pretty neat too

(all of these videos are from the Royal Ballet’s productions in 2014 and 2017)

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the-aefe

Finally an adaptation that makes feel like I’m going to have stroke, it’s perfect

This looks fucking bonkers, I love it.

Wow fascinating!

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estrogenesis-evangelion

trans people are like dandelions. we will sprout between the cracks even if you pave the world.

also if you blow one you get to make a wish ✨

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estrogenesis-evangelion

happy tdov everyone 🌼

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