fart execution

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

WIZARD TIP: The sorcerer in this image is actually on the left; the person on the right is clearly wearing a wizard hat, which no sorcerer would be caught dead in.

hell yeah baby

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

people on this site will say "you curate your own online experience" when they're not even following furry fetish artists. by your own admission, the power is in your hands. yet you squander it.

Is that precum in your pants or is your penis just chopping onions

Tattoo of a dick on each inner thigh to give off a cerberus type impression

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

is this a good sign

orcpeon.com/careers