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gio || 21 || white transmasc dyke || he/they
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i mainly post about my personal life, literature, music, vintage manga, ancient greece and rome, and various horrors du jour; this blog hosts unflinching discussions of incest in both fiction and real life, and potentially triggering untagged content abounds, so tread carefully.
poetry blog || music blog || goodreads
Mama fushiguro
mimious weakness
whatever. go my true
Whatever. Go My Beatles
posting hermit: im so depressed i think im gonna kill myself tonight
amateur poster: i love it when my post blows up and i get some new friends!! my notification feed is never like this lol haha i feel kinda giddy and nervous
mid poster: ride the trend, write some poetry, sprinkle of irony, play with the expectation knobs, boom. rake in the post monay
posting genius: i NEED to invent a series of words that will make me lose as many followers as possible (it has the complete opposite effect) FUCK
posting hermit: (gurgles and starts aspirating vomit, but doesnt stir)
i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil
dick-bordered vase by prettyuglypots on ig
Baptismal shells, 17th-18th century, private collection.
thrilled to report i went to the lovely ceramics pop-up and spent no money on dicks et al
aregà stavo sul bus ho fatto un incontro con un SOGGETTONE ma un soggettone che non avete idea
Twin Peaks (1990) | The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, Jennifer Lynch | Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
i really wish car manufacturers would make their cars look more niceys. cars these days look so evil though i suppose that is befitting their intrinsic evilness
you think your life is hard? try being someone who still finds hawk tuah jokes funny
right i forgot the american education system doesn't teach wee americans how to write in cursive
the replies by americans on this post paint a nuanced and complex yet still horrifying reality. please if you have children teach them cursive we can't afford to have another bottleneck in textual transmission
