yknow what I'm gonna say it. all you Vanitas artists I know what you're doing. Black hair yellow eyes fangs eye bags grayish complexion grumpy expression. yeah I know who you're basing him off of. I know

HIM

Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess

why am i on birthblr

losing my shit over this

Alternatively...

The extremely Goth family with one normal looking kid.

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

HOLD ON ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

ACTUAL CHIMERA ALERT 🚨 🚨🚨🚨

dilute black (blue) tabby and red tabby with low white spotting!!! non-dilute AND dilute markings!!!!!!! a real chimera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I a joke to you?

he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

Reginald D. Hunter

The last part of that joke is now he's his manager