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Doomsday sim: Platformer. Difficult but pretty. also buggy.
Virtual Ghostbur: Ghostbur tamagotchi!
Petting Sim: For inniters that are unwell
Character Pattern: Bullet hell with minecraft streamers
Tommygotchi: cTommy tamagotchi! Now with way more stuff!
Feel free to play them on stream !!!
innit-inc -> ctommy-chileno
the year is 2027. The trump administration under rfk jr bans diet pepsi, the straw that breaks the camels back in a year marked by strife and widespread civil unrest following Trump's nuclear bombardment of Canada for being too gay and mandating everyone to inject ivermectine into their veins. Among the crowds, one flag flies supreme above all, and shall be raised over the bloody steps of the fallen nation's capital. It's the fucking l'manberg flag.
someone set tommyinnit loose into a green pasture he doesn't need this internet world anymore
Nothing will be crazier than being a cinniter dsmp days with every cc and their mother making their life that "Ctommy is annoying and did a lot of bad and he's the same as cdream 😐!" And then 10000 meta analysis essays flooding the fandom of why they're right and why Tommy is really the cause of it all and then you have ctommy realistically having 2 sticks and a wooden sword to his name starving to death with 3 carrots wanting to kill himself every 4 seconds with cdream sending him exile mixtapes because he didn't want to be there anymore and then you havr cjack and cnikis hating ctommy nuance/character growth and arcs like you'll never be them I'm sorry. And you'll never convince me ctommy was the narrative villain and catalyst of chaos of it all for the rest of my liffeee
I can't install Detective Beebo night at the mansion because my antivirus (F-Secure Safe) keeps flagging it as a virus..
What do I do?
There should be a way to tell your anti-virus to let it through, sadly I'm not familiar with that brand
But be assured that beebo has no computer virus! It might have bacteria but no virus
i can’t say what i want to say because my tumblr blog is important to me.
yes this is a real tweet
dream rolls worst april fools tweet, asked to leave the general online sphere and find a job at walmart and drop off the face of the earth. and if possible throw that misogynist with the personality of a soggy expired milk carton that he calls a best friend into a river while hes at it
chat i understand expecting the worst after years of dsmp but if you ever worry about this potentially being real i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that, if no one else, tommy tubbo and quackity would not rather kill themselves than participate in anything orchestrated by dream again
would like to add my favorite reply to the original tweet
the idea of a dsmp reunion actually gave me hives. itd be awkwardly quiet w tommyinnit going “im half white…other half also white” while dream liveblogs it on twt going “i fucking hate tommyinnit i fucking hate him i hate him i hat-“
"Nothing in the world is more precious than one’s life, and sometimes, we have to deal with forces that threaten to cut it short. Ghosts, monsters, and sometimes, even people. This fear prevents us from enjoying our short time in this world.
"But what if I tell you that you don’t have to worry about your life falling into danger? What if I tell you that there are people willing to let go of their lives so you don’t have to?
"Ghost busting? Monster journalism? Creature Handling? Cryptid hunting? Property retrieval in ominous places and planets? There is no job we can’t handle!
"Throw your worries away and let GIGGS handle your dangerous affairs. Give a grand to GIGGS and your life will be nothing but grand."
aka A GIGGS AU where the five of them are broke immortals trying to capitalize on their inability to die by taking on life-threatening jobs.
more under the cut!
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