I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

The only thing more pathetic than a paid fed is a chump doing a fed's job for free

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

how do i put ram in my friggin laptop

You get a Marbled Swamp Eel

what do i do with this

his lips are sealed

you know his ass is saying art art

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

more and more places are getting fishing minigames these days

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