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@currentlylurking / currentlylurking.tumblr.com

26. Canadian. Ace/Aro/Agender (they/them), Autistic, ADHD. Far more passionate about proper pet care than anyone has any right to be and not paid enough for it.
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Phic Phight: Good Parents

Maddie Fenton nearly kills her son trying to take down Phantom. Jack Fenton nearly kills him again, trying to tear the ghost from him.

Clockwork, one of the most powerful ghosts in existence, is tired of the people he cares about getting hurt.

(@five-rivers broke out the same prompt as 2020 and 2021 which legally means I had to update. One day I will not be contained by that. Not any time soon though. Part 1, Part 2.)

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Eventually, Sam and Tucker had to return home. Clockwork set up a portal for them with one of his mirrors, and before they left they informed Danny that they would be back soon, school or not. They’d exchanged several minutes of banter before leaving. Jazz, however, had chosen to ignore Danny’s protests and stay for as long as she could.

Unfortunately, that time frame was drawing to a close. Clockwork had taken the liberty of checking her schedule, and she had an unfinished research paper due at midnight tomorrow. He met her in the kitchen while she was grabbing Danny a glass of water. Clockwork tapped his staff against the doorframe before he entered to avoid startling her. “Jasmine, could I speak with you?”

Jazz glanced back at him before turning off the tap. “Sure,” she said, “and you can call me Jazz.”

“Of course. In that case, Jazz, you should contact your professors and request an extension on your paper.”

He could feel the air tense. Jazz took a deep breath in. “This is the extension.” She turned back to Clockwork. “Don’t tell Danny.”

“I wasn’t going to,” Clockwork said. “If you would like me to back you up as you contact them to say your brother’s been injured -”

“You don’t have to,” Jazz cut him off. “I’m fine. I’m almost done.”

Clockwork did not point out he knew that was a lie. With Danny’s situation, the last thing he wanted to do was risk pushing away his oldest and most active support system. “Alright.” He said simply, and moved on. “I wanted to talk to you about your parents.”

Jazz’s expression dropped to a scowl. “Right,” she said, “what’d they do now?”

“Technically, they have completed their first task -”

“Technically?” 

#Danny Phantom#Phic Phight#Phic Phight 2022#Team Human#Currently talking#things I write#Maddie and Jack try arson in this one :))
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This event was inspired by the annual Danny Phantom Phic Phight, created by currentlylurking.

#gadhgefkwehvkdf holy shit
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colestyle-deactivated20231123

alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

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colestyle-deactivated20231123

this is awesome

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trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)

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Phic Phight - Ravens Raid the Restrained: Casper High Students Uncover Super Soldier Ghost Hybrid Plot Using A God’

For: Akela @idiot-cheesehead-archenemy @asjjohnson @catmiint @going-dead @currentlylurking @lwh-writing

School projects lead to destruction of government property and apparently making a man’s career. That’s totally normal right? And totally not Mr. Lancer’s fault right? (Hint: it’s not and it is).

Anyway, the weirdo trio and the A-listers have to do a project together, things, somehow, devolve from there into what definitely qualifies as crimes. All for the sake of an easy(ish) A and maybe some extra credit if they ask nicely.

thealiveone - Danny Shade - Sam PDAxpda - Tucker Footballking - Dash Phantomsphine - Paulina Kwanbomb - Kwan Starfire - Star YourMaster - Vlad

#let's GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

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therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

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Anyone else tired of oh so many food recalls?

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Just in case there's any confusion, this is 'I would prefer they would stop packaging food without thorough inspections' and not 'I wish they would stop reporting that the food is poison.'

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Update from the man himself

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holdtightclothing

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

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I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

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He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

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By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

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How to write an Indian Character by an Indian person.

Disclaimer: when i say Indian, I don’t mean native Indian. I mean INDIAN INDIAN. You know from that large asian country that’s shaped like a kite? Yeah, that Indian. 

 1. India is a large country not all Indians are Hindu.

2. Not all Indians are vegetarian.

3. Not all Indians are math wizards.

4. Not all Indian people are nerds who don’t know how to date.

5. Not all Indian people are straight and cis. (if you’re writing about Hijra or Kinner character then please do a lot of research into their culture before you write them, Hijras and Kinners are often misrepresented in Indian society to be evil and such other things)

6. We don’t eat curry, curry is not a real thing. You have to be more specific than just curry. Like please for the love of god.

7. The name of the language of India is Hindi, not Indian.

8. India has many other languages other than Hindi. Eg. Punjabi, Gujarati, Telugu, Marathi and many households prefer to talk in their native state/city languages rather than Hindi.

9. Indian cuisines vary from region to region. So not everyone in India likes to eat the same thing. North Indian and South Indian cuisines are very different from each other.

10. Not all Indians celebrate the same festivals but that doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy them all.

11. Many people’s Indian accents are a lot more subtle than you think.

12. Different regions in India have different cultural clothing.

13. Not all Indian people look like your typical brown skin black hair, northeast Indians more often than not have features very similar to Chinese people. (But remember when you write northeastern Indian characters, many of them are discriminated against in mainland India and some of them don’t really believe themselves to be Indian)

14. Most Indian don’t use toilet paper (look into this yourself, I’m not gonna go any further)

15. Indian English is more similar to British English than American. Indian English has its own slang too.  Some Indian English things to know:  - Duffer = slang for stupid  - We a lot of the times have problems differentiating between the pronunciation of V and W. - A lot of people pronounce the G in gesture how you pronounce the G in Grapes instead of pronouncing it like a J  - We say rubber not eraser.  - Schedule is pronounced Shehdule not Skedual.  - Mother promise is a way of saying pinky promise.  - Eating my brain means you’re irritating. Eg. “Stop eating my brain” which means stop irritating me.  - Senti is slang for sentimental  - Dickey refers to the boot of the car (please don’t ask)  - Cheatercock is a person who cheated in a test, or an exam or did something to gain advantage in life (not a cheater as in in the romantic/sexual sense)

16. We have a tendency of saying yaar or na after things. Even when we text.

17. ‘Are yaar’ is an expression that can have multiple meanings depending on the context you use it in. But it usually is a saying of exasperation. 

Indian characters can be very hard to write depending on which religion, region, gender, sexuality you choose for them to be. India is a large country, when writing Indian characters, remember that this is the second largest population in the entire world, not all Indian characters are the same, especially the ones you see these days in mainstream western media. 

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more-like-reyna

This is like…super accurate.

Also like a lot of us move our hands when we speak passionately. Or just speak regularly. You could use that

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ginasholtsoundboard

yES

Also it’s diggi, not Dickey. Do make sure to include words in the native language of your character here and there.

DO NOT ANGLICIZE WORDS I REPEAT DO NOT.

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tf this is so accurate, but i have some things to add

-South Indian and North Indian festivals differ, type might celebrate the same holiday but they might be celebrated for different reasons

-chappal is also like a sandal and sandals are more often used in India rather than sneakers

-when an Indian says the word “mad” referring to a person, they mean crazy, not the feeling mad.

please do your research before writing someone from a certain place, all places are different

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