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Awful bold of you to presume I do things

@currentlylurking / currentlylurking.tumblr.com

26. Canadian. Ace/Aro/Agender (they/them), Autistic, ADHD. Far more passionate about proper pet care than anyone has any right to be and not paid enough for it.

Phic Phight: Good Parents

Maddie Fenton nearly kills her son trying to take down Phantom. Jack Fenton nearly kills him again, trying to tear the ghost from him.

Clockwork, one of the most powerful ghosts in existence, is tired of the people he cares about getting hurt.

(@five-rivers broke out the same prompt as 2020 and 2021 which legally means I had to update. One day I will not be contained by that. Not any time soon though. Part 1, Part 2.)

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Eventually, Sam and Tucker had to return home. Clockwork set up a portal for them with one of his mirrors, and before they left they informed Danny that they would be back soon, school or not. They’d exchanged several minutes of banter before leaving. Jazz, however, had chosen to ignore Danny’s protests and stay for as long as she could.

Unfortunately, that time frame was drawing to a close. Clockwork had taken the liberty of checking her schedule, and she had an unfinished research paper due at midnight tomorrow. He met her in the kitchen while she was grabbing Danny a glass of water. Clockwork tapped his staff against the doorframe before he entered to avoid startling her. “Jasmine, could I speak with you?”

Jazz glanced back at him before turning off the tap. “Sure,” she said, “and you can call me Jazz.”

“Of course. In that case, Jazz, you should contact your professors and request an extension on your paper.”

He could feel the air tense. Jazz took a deep breath in. “This is the extension.” She turned back to Clockwork. “Don’t tell Danny.”

“I wasn’t going to,” Clockwork said. “If you would like me to back you up as you contact them to say your brother’s been injured -”

“You don’t have to,” Jazz cut him off. “I’m fine. I’m almost done.”

Clockwork did not point out he knew that was a lie. With Danny’s situation, the last thing he wanted to do was risk pushing away his oldest and most active support system. “Alright.” He said simply, and moved on. “I wanted to talk to you about your parents.”

Jazz’s expression dropped to a scowl. “Right,” she said, “what’d they do now?”

“Technically, they have completed their first task -”

“Technically?” 

also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see

Saying ‘I’m too aroace for this conversation.’ used to be my way of telling my friends: I have nothing to contribute here. I don’t understand. I’ve tried, and I’ve let you speak. But I honestly can’t respond truthfully because I have no thoughts to respond with.

But now I just say it whenever to try and see how many hoops I can make their brains jump through to connect ‘best carpet colour for a hotel room’ to romance and/or sex.

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

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nanopearl

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

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societyliver

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

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heartoffireandembers

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

To this day, XKit has an option to turn Tumblr’s background color back to the old one because of just how angry people got when they changed it. Genuine widespread rage at the color change.

The old color was also blue, just a slightly different shade.

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may the Goddess smile upon you

This event was inspired by the annual Danny Phantom Phic Phight, created by currentlylurking.

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colestyle-deactivated20231123

alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

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colestyle-deactivated20231123

this is awesome

trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)

Phic Phight - Ravens Raid the Restrained: Casper High Students Uncover Super Soldier Ghost Hybrid Plot Using A God’

School projects lead to destruction of government property and apparently making a man’s career. That’s totally normal right? And totally not Mr. Lancer’s fault right? (Hint: it’s not and it is).

Anyway, the weirdo trio and the A-listers have to do a project together, things, somehow, devolve from there into what definitely qualifies as crimes. All for the sake of an easy(ish) A and maybe some extra credit if they ask nicely.

thealiveone - Danny Shade - Sam PDAxpda - Tucker Footballking - Dash Phantomsphine - Paulina Kwanbomb - Kwan Starfire - Star YourMaster - Vlad

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

Anyone else tired of oh so many food recalls?

Just in case there's any confusion, this is 'I would prefer they would stop packaging food without thorough inspections' and not 'I wish they would stop reporting that the food is poison.'

Update from the man himself

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holdtightclothing

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

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