CutePluto!!!

So simple

it must be so fun to be a bird and go into a hedge 😆

my soft and comfortable mama

We all have that one friend who low-key will look nice on the cross

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

Me going into work

i sure hope that i don't drop my sacred abyssal egg that delicately contains all of the entrapped evil of the previous era, that would be like rilly bad

AUGH

my daughter who is so circles

the april foole...

imagine you go to the club and they make you into the mounted head above the fireplace

imagine going to the club and they laugh at your scawny build in the locker room

imagine going to the club and they lose your luggage

imagine going to the club and you dont escape the trap in time

imagine going to the club and getting sleep paralysis

imagine going to the club and losing the blue ribbon to a clearly inferior hog

imagine going to the club and getting stuck at the top of the ferris wheel

cookies and cream ice cream so good im gonna destroy the earth

What hauve i done