one flesh, one end

thinking about “you haven’t met all the people who will love you” and like!!! you also haven’t found all the things that will make you happy!!!! there will always be new authors and musicians and artists whose work you will one day discover and love!!!! there will always be new hobbies and skills for you to learn and feel fulfilled by!!! there will always be new things around the corner that will bring sudden and unexpected happiness!!!!!!!!!!!

reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)

via @swatercolor [insta]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

Can I just say this weird social media push of "girl cat boy cat" pisses me off there was this girl i overheard who was petting a cat who was showing her a lot of love and talking about adopting her but when she found out she was a girl cat she was like "I don't like girl cats" like what the fuck are we doing misogyny against cats now

^^ Also this “orange cat behaviour” crap. Orange cats aren’t unusually dumb or goofy, the orange ones are just easier to notice being dumb ‘cause they’re fucking fluorescent

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

Another group shot (x)

I know they can’t hug but they deserve it

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE !!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

I have been studying the literary works of Andy Weir and here are my conclusions.

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

It’s so funny seeing non-science people write scientist characters. specifically when arcane fans write Jayce and Viktor and they’re in the lab just talking about “solving equations.” exquisite.

yo who up solving they equation

lmao so y'all know how I'm a software engineer right. and we're mandated to use specific software to build our automated processes in (which only lets us properly deploy packages if we're on Firefox, which is a blocked app within the bank, so it deletes Firefox off my machine overnight and I have to reinstall it every morning and ignore the popup saying it's not allowed)

anyway the bank blocked the software. that we use. to build the processes that the bank runs on

wait no it's chrome too, and sourcetree

@greatscottdoc @massive-tank i'm so thrilled to announce that I logged in this morning to find that they now no longer allow us to reinstall Firefox! and have instead blocked it entirely. which means we can't deploy anything at all, since all other browsers block essential content of the admin screen for the software we use 👍

I was compelled by some sort of curse maybe to do nothing but make this for the past day and a half.

@reliqvia tagging op because it wouldn't let me put videos in the reblog

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

The best answer to this that I've seen is "You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences."

"If it sucks, hit da bricks" is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

"Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don't wanna" is for when you've thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

Sputnik 2, launched on November 3, 1957, carried the dog Laika, the first living creature to be shot into space and orbit Earth. Laika was a stray dog found on the streets of Moscow. There were no plans to return her to Earth, and she lived only a few hours in orbit. …

taken from @gallivantsofgillis on tiktok

lmao so y'all know how I'm a software engineer right. and we're mandated to use specific software to build our automated processes in (which only lets us properly deploy packages if we're on Firefox, which is a blocked app within the bank, so it deletes Firefox off my machine overnight and I have to reinstall it every morning and ignore the popup saying it's not allowed)

anyway the bank blocked the software. that we use. to build the processes that the bank runs on

wait no it's chrome too, and sourcetree