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Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

I don't have dysphoria you have dysphoria

Hi Kitten, mommy needs you to come over and help measure the dimensions of her House

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

I made an animatic!!! It features characters from Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim (notably Herrmann Gottlieb and Newton Geiszler of course) and audio from British panel show “Would I Lie to You?” I’m very pleased with it and I hope you are too.

i love extremely cryptic memes about House of Leaves, because they seem completely nonsensical to someone who hasn't read it, but they're actually a fairly accurate portrayal of how it feels to read peak fiction.*

could you imagine if the stamatins built the house on ash tree lane.

the autism has won

Artemy Burakh’s Fun Steppe Vacation

was just the tutorial for

DANIIL DANKOVSKY’S BIPOLAR TIME TRAVEL NIGHTMARE

I’m sorry this demo is such a gift. In pathologic 2 we got an actual young boy following us around, asking questions, and generally capivated by our mysterious medicinal ways. very young boy behavior. In pathologic 3 we’re getting a random guy from the town to play the most stereotypical yes man goon from a cartoon and hype dankovsky up while he’s seconds away from killing himself. No rhyme or reason to his presence. Looking forwards to dankovsky and Mr. Little becoming a family at the end of p3.

the apathy-psychosis meter teased for pathologic 3 bears the implication that while the bachelor's mental health is dwindling rapidly, artemy is just... okay. he kills three people, has a dream about it, wakes up and goes about his day. dankovsky is fighting the horrors, artemy is getting a really good deal for a smoked fish at a playground

There's this great reddit comment on Artemy's character, made three years ago by a user since deleted:

On a serious note, I was kinda taken aback when first playing P2 myself how Artemy was acting. He comes to the town that is not unhinged, as there were never any hinges to begin with, people are spouting random shit at him, and he's like "yeah, it do be that. By the way do you know who killed my father and, what's his name, Udurgh means?" Everyone is running from the girl who carries a skull? Not him, not a speck of fuck given, he'll go crack a joke instead. Some weird girl is stalking him? Tell her to fuck off. Changeling "changed" and is acting very suspect? Tell her to fuck off. Avatar of disease is stalking him? Tell it to fuck off. Death itself wants to have a word with him? This word is "fuck off". His personality is rough, simple shaped, hard, sturdy, uncaring. It's a brick. It's a fucking brick, mate.

danny phantom is basically americas first magical girl anime

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part