Everything the light touches is his kingdom
the boi is chillin
Soup soup soup soup
There was a little frog who was very great
He was living it up in his hip ass estate
He lookin very sleek in his peak physique
When he met a cute twink who was lookin very Greek
They started a talkin when the feds came a knockin
Turns out the cute toad twink was hiding some illegal drink
Well the frog didn’t care and he said to the feds you can kiss my derrière
And the two disappeared into the thin air
They ran away and married at the end of the day and found a little bay
And that’s the end of their riveting tale
You can still hear them croaking over the dale
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thank u for your time
what?
Bonus: since y’all agree with me that he’s still the handsomest prince around.
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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?
that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.
dont be FUCKING rude
happy birthday fellow frog! :D
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