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Dandy, 23, they/it, Métis♾️, self-ship blog🥳 || find Chase over at @chapochin 🖤
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Dandy/Juno/etc || 23 || they/it || Métis

hiya hello!! welcome to my silly little blog where I have a little silly fun rbing/talking about F/Os!! F/O list is under the cut way down there ⤵

I'm totally fine with sharing F/Os except for Guzma (if you tag all your posts abt him then you're a-okay to follow, I'll just block that specific tag)!

if you need to block me please just hardblock me - I have several disorders that affect my memory so if you softblock me I will likely just end up following again and I'd hate to be a pest that way!! no hard feelings, do what you gotta do!!

🔞 there might be (very rare) occasional suggestive posts, but those will be tagged accordingly for easy blacklisting! anything Actually nsfw will be over at my 18+ only sideblog @scandydandyshucks ! 🔞

if you want to see where i rb pictures (fanart etc) of my favourite blorbos, @tuoybox is the place I do that :o] (so that I don't spam everyone's dashes LMAO)

I upload my selfship fics to AO3 now!

I also have a carrd with more info about me and this blog! And I have a neocities where I'm having a lot of fun creating my own site that's mainly dedicated to Guzma :3

📰 for posts about the ongoing genocide happening, please go to @dandyghest my general account. please donate to gazafunds.com if you have the means!

🚫 People who ship pedophilic or incestual pairings and people who write/draw(/otherwise create) porn of children will be blocked, I have zero tolerance for any of that ! Also, the "fiction doesn't affect reality" crowd is strictly NOT welcome here ! 🚫

If you ever see me reblog from someone nasty, please let me know so I can go investigate and deal with it! ∑ദ്ദി˙◡･)

If you need anything tagged, feel free to ask - even with the memory issues, I'm usually pretty good at remembering to tag for things when asked directly ^-^

F/O list under the cut !!

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in an (possibly irresponsible or very stupid) effort to be transparent so that u are not all left wondering, we are wildly suicidal right now and had a full plan and the intent to carry it out over the weekend but the brain shut down a large portion of our functioning to prevent that from occurring, and now we are kind of just stuck in weird semi-fugue state while still very suicidal. uhhh so,,, basically, if we disappear forever, this is why! trying not to have that happen though!

we are doing our best to deal with it and get through but things are not going well so like. i feel like i should apologize? but also that feels silly to do? i also feel like this is a horrible post to make and put out there but I genuinely just really hate the idea that we might disappear with no explanation and people would be left wondering.

also to head off Q's, no there is nothing anyone can do to help lol, and yes we are already doing everything we are able to do to get out of this house (it will realistically be At Least a full year before we ever get out though 🙃) and to cope with the situation in the meantime. and yes we are already looking at another stint in the psych ward as an option, so please do not try calling anyone on us (if thats even possible) because that will only make the situation so much worse lol

#suicide cw#genuinely i feel like a shit person for making this post but I really do not want ppl left wondering#and again we are doing literally everything we can to pull through this but it's just... feeling impossible to do so#also this isn't Juno currently bc they are noooot allowed near front rn#I just feel like I should say something here in case shit does hit the fan bc you've all been quite kind to us the past couple years#and I really do hate leaving people wondering#but perhaps we're just being really stupid and dramatic and everything will be fine idfk. i apologize in advance if thats the case#vent //
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need him to be real so that he can get me the hell out of this house and away from these ppl and then we can both work our asses off to just barely scrape by in life but at least we will be safe and together.

#bangs my head against the wall. everything is fine everything is cool i am doing totally completely great and fine#definitely not looking at hotel rooms in town and trying to figure out a way to get by the security cams and alarm system of the house#so as not to arouse suspicions about where i am going off to for 2-3 days.#i gotta abandon this idea fsdjkl its simply Not going to work.#but hough. there must be a way. i just haven't figured it out yet. i just have to think longer and harder.#i told myself i'd scrap the whole idea last night but . man.#dandy.cmd#vent //
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really really funny to look at 😭😭😭

#it went down and i thought it was going back to normal and then it spiked again so i logged out for a while fsdjkl#i think i am maybe coming back... nervously waves. hello.#also the reason i haven't turned off rbs is bc then ppl just screenshot the post and post that to spread around anyways#and the only reason i dont like all the attention is bc it makes me nervous having so many ppl See my blog even if they dont go to it#being perceived makes me very nervous/anxious fdsjkl#so turning off rbs would just encourage ppl to spread my post around in a way that i can't See and thats scarier than this#just in case u were like. thinking i'm doing the ''oh nooo teehee don't rb my post nooo ohhhh the horror teehee teehee'' thing LOL#i am very much not doing that. i genuinely get anxious abt that sort of thing fdsjkl#and it's not like. smth taht is dangerous? it's just anxiety-inducing for me#i'm not in any real danger fdsjfkl not more than what i am in irl on a daily basis anyways lmfao it's just frightening for me bc i'm weird#dandy.cmd#vent //
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summer is finally coming around the corner where i live thank god bc the lack of sunlight and cold and wet and ice was really getting to me (i do not like the winter very much despite living up north my whole life fdsjkl we actually used to live even further up north where the snow often piled up to the roof of sheds LMAO) and i feel like i am getting some motivation back to do things again HURRAY

today i'm hopefully going to finally look for a spare journal to use for my pkmn adventures as i play thru the games .... if i have two then i can do one for Sinnoh and one for Alola .... ouhhh i'm excited :3 i feel like maybe i should just sit my ass down and finish playing through Sinnoh first but idk we'll see fdsjkl

#dandy.cmd#i should finish the platinum playthrough first so that i can actually put my irl gym badge pins that i got for a bday on my bag LOL#and i think i may actually restart that game... i'll see if i can save some of the pkmn to some sort of databank though#otherwise. i will just reset it bc i do not remember shit about fuck with what i was doing in it HFDSJKL#but maybe when i open it up it'll all come back to me idk ... we shall see!#the journal would actually help w that LOL i have such a bad memory for this stuff dsjfkl
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I feel like Guz's golisopod (which I need to come up w a name for.... along with nailing down what the rest of his team is and all their nicknames fdsjkl) is more like me in that he's shy and anxious, and then my piplup (henry !!!) is more like Guz in that he is brash and cocky. which is REALLY funny to me. little penguin attempting to intimidate a giant armoured arthropod and somehow succeeding 😭😭😭😭

#i think Guz's golisopod is a VERY good battler though. probably better than Henry if i'm honest HFDSJKL#Henry is great but he's also headstrong and that gets in the way of his abilities sometimes bc he gets stubborn#but golisopod is happy to do whatever Guz asks (within reason of course. or within reason AFTER they both get therapy LOL)#so golisopod is the better battler bc he doesn't get stubborn about things and doesn't think he knows better than Guz fsdjkl#they're a pretty even match overall though bc goly's anxiety gets in the way sometimes so it evens out the battling capabilities#anyways. i love my silly lil penguin <3 i haven't thought about him much lately but i was looking at my piplup plush this morning like :'3#he's just a little guy... a little menace.... a little hotheaded goober that loves me so much....#(and Guz is all that too but not little HFDSJKL)#dandy.cmd#💜a boy and his bug🪲
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Reblogged sheepie-self-ships
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Am I the only selfshipper that like,,, isn't super drawn to the idea of marriage? I feel like I'm kind of an outsider in the community because I don't think I'd ever go through the effort of truly "marrying" any of my F/Os since there's no legal recognition to it. At least to me, marrying someone is more for the legal benefits than anything. If I could just stay in a relationship as someone's boyfriend forever, I'd happily do it.

#i've never rly understood the hype around marriage as a general concept though i'm happy other ppl get a kick out of it fjklfjkl#like i think its silly that it is a legal thing at all. the ceremony and symbolism of it i somewhat understand ppl enjoying#i sort of personally dislike marriage in the way it exists rn (at least in western (+white) culture LOL) and do not care for it for myself#again though i'm happy other ppl enjoy it!!#also i'm talking like. with regular real life people though too -not just in terms of my F/O(s)#so if i do not understand or enjoy it with regular real life ppl then yeah i feel the same about it w my F/O(s) fsdjkl#i am just happy to be somebody's partner that they love :] it doesn't need any fancy ceremony or anything#but specifically irt F/Os i think its fun to see other ppl marrying theirs but i feel no need to do so w mine fdskl#perhaps occasionally i may refer to him as my husband or whatever but tbh i think boyfriend is just. a more fun label HFSDJKL#like. that is my friend who is also a boy. and we like each other a lot :] husband is just kind of ... shrugs.#it feels too SeriousTM. like not in a commitment way but in a straight-laced and wearing-a-tie sort of way HFDSGJKL#perhaps one day i will feel differently idk! for now though i am just happy w ''he is My Guy :]'' nothing more needed ^-^
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cuddling w him bc he is a heater of a man (absolutely terrible in the summer, absolutely the worst in the alolan heat at the height of summer, but excellent during the sinnoh winters!) and i am so fucking cold rn after standing outside in -10 celsius temperature for extended periods of time to stare up at the moon SHDHFJDL

#I'M COLDDDD#but happy fhfkdl its the first ever time the sky has been actually clear for a sky event in like... years#waashayshkwun!!! ni miyeuytayn!!!!! :) !!!#but now nimooshihtaan li fret OUGGHHHH#shakikwayniwayhk ooschi Guz.... sil voo play.... <- kitimaakun pakooshtwashkiw 😭😭😭#TRYING TO GET SOME MICHIF PRACTICE IN. gakwee-kishkeeyihten !!!!#dandy.cmd
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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

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