Please note: this was a midterm ballot question. This only passed because people showed up to vote for something other than president. Please don't ignore local races.
Reminder of the importance of midterms.
And if your reps aren't putting these measures on the ballot? The importance of primaries and locals.
u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”
youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$
the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede
bigweld
you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday
guess how i found out today is wednesday
fuck. can i just say something. travis kelce gets on stage at the eras tour and swifties cheer. when he shows up to her shows, he’s seen as a supportive boyfriend. but taylor swift is shown on screen at the super bowl for 5 seconds and the entire stadium boos. the president of the united states even posts about it. they say she’s “ruining football”. if you can’t see the double standard here, you are part of the problem.
"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
I know it's an issue that boys are not taught emotional maturity amd women are expected to take care of them but please do not think that therefore it must be true that women ARE taught emotional maturity. Like please take a look at all of our mothers and tell me you honest to god believe that
i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about
i've caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i've just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don't enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i've just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell
this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he'd corner a mouse and i'd corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i'd chase it out and he'd catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me
DON'T DO THIS TO ME
i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed
never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
can people stop saying insane things on this post
it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun
Ideal work schedule:
Yeah this can't be left in the notes
This is what it feels like to be orange juice btw
