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See You, Space Cowboy…

@dante-mightdie / dante-mightdie.tumblr.com

if you’re a minor, fuck off.

ABOUT MY PAGE:

I hope I don’t sound rude when I say this but i write for myself and no one else. i just choose to share those thoughts with tumblr.

I only take requests for 141. If you send me requests containing other characters, they will be ignored/deleted.

I try to avoid writing appearance specific readers to make my writing more inclusive. at most it will be very minor character traits

WHAT I WONT WRITE:

I will add to the list of what i won’t write if i remember something that i forgot to put on here.

beastiality

ageplay/raceplay

pedophilia

scat

vomit

minors please do not interact with this page. none of my content is for you.

your media consumption is your own responsibility. i will add trigger warnings if i see fit so if you don’t want to see anything that isn’t listed above, avoid my page.

Anonymous asked:

how does ribena taste, i need to try it before i die

It’s okay. I haven’t had it since I was a kid but there’s different versions. There’s the regular one and the squash version that you can dilute with water. I remember it being really sweet, thinnish texture. The orange one is elite

Anonymous asked:

you're the only british person i tolerate and i adore you immensely

This is hilarious because I really am an insufferable little british prick

Anonymous asked:

so like, dante might die is a reference to Dante Must Die mode in the DMC games right?

(i super duper love dante and dmc so much. very excited for the new anime in april)

yayayyayayayayyayay someone gets the reference someone gets the reference!!!

I love DMC I have a tattoo of Dante’s Rebellion sword

pornstar!price who does a competition where he’ll fuck one of his fans and the winner is some inexperienced, awkward loser girl :( when he asks what she wants him to do on camera she asks him to be nice and gentle with her, to make her cum loads of times and tell her how pretty she is and what a good girl she is the whole time

and she asks with such a polite smile, how is supposed to say no? makes her cum nicely on his tongue and fingers before letting her lower herself onto his cock at her own pace. she doesn’t pose for the camera she just focuses all her attention on him as he presses kisses to her neck and shoulders as per her request

stops and gives her a cuddle halfway through the session when the multiple orgasms make her all dizzy. presses kisses to her forehead and strokes her back like they’re lovers :( makes her head all fuzzy by whispering praise in her ear the whole time

cult!au but make it gaz and his wifey

c/w: cult!au, enemies to lovers, smut, pregnancy, labour, childbirth, arranged marriage

you’re both in line to take over from price when be retires from leading the cult. except you hate each other and can’t see that you work better as a team. a classic good cop, bad cop dynamic in which gaz is so kind and understanding whereas you’re more cuthroat, willing to get your hands dirty when necessary

so price makes you marry each other, says the only wai you inherit this compound is as a team because you both have what the other needs. and don’t think you’re exempt from providing children for the next generation!

you’re much more… malleable during your pregnancy. actually asking him to come and fuck you during your second trimester, your hormones making you more horny than usual :( leaning back against the pillows, pinching your tender nipples and clenching your thighs together whilst you watch walk around the bedroom in nothing but a towel

he lets you off with comments that he would normally snap back at because well… you’re carrying his baby. he mumbles under his breath each time you ask him to get you something to eat but fusses when you say you’ll get it yourself, fluffing your pillows and draping a blanket over your lap instead whilst he tells you to sit down

and when you’re in labour, he waits outside the room listening to your wails of agony until price tells him to get in there and support you. kyle makes some excuse about how he doesn’t know how to help you during this time and he’ll make it worse but the second price shoves him into the room and he sees you? its second nature

he’s at your side, slinging your leg over the crook of his elbow to help keep your hips apart. one hand gripping yours, letting you squeeze it tightly each time you push. lets the woman he once despised rest her head on his chest inbetween pushes, guiding her breaths and brushing her hair back from her sweaty forehead

you’re not in love, you both claim. they’re annoying, you’ll say about each other. yet when you both hear the first high-pitched wail come from your newborn babygirl, you immediately look at each other with big smiles and teary eyes before leaning forwards and smashing a kiss to each other’s lips whilst he hugs your tired body against his <3

Anonymous asked:

Any thoughts on Cultleader Price! who's dedicated his whole cult to a certain birdie who has no idea where tf she is?

Oh but what about him finding reader, lonely and depressed. Drowning in a pool of self-pity and not an ounce of self-esteem or confidence in sight.

So what else can he do other than welcome you to the cult as the love of his life and his future wife and mother of his children? Have them lavish you with praise and gifts and approval?

Anonymous asked:

Throwing hard boiled eggs at u

found the person who eats hard boiled eggs

Based on this post by @dante-mightdie . One line of dialogue taken directly from it so all credit for that goes to them!

Warnings: misunderstandings, mentions of murder (no violence or murder actually happens), pregnancy, no smut, ~1200 words

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