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Happy March 32nd, everyone!

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

sharks are smooth dogs

BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

I’ve been on this site too long

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

fml we gotta do everything ourselves here

GET BOOPED SUCKEEERS

who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

Ah

That’s fair

I’m not even falling into it

IT’S DRAGGING ME BY MY ANKLES

If you notice me reblogging

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

What happened to Bell after Solovetsky?

What did Adler do to the corpse? Was Bell incinerated? Shoved into a trench somewhere to rot with no identifying information, legally becoming a "John Doe" with suspected cause of death listed as homicide? Was his bleeding body lazily rolled over off the cliffs, hitting a few rocks before laying still in the water as more and more birds come along to chip pieces of skin in their beaks?

We all know Adler felt 0 guilt, realistically, about what he did. But the others HAVE to have at least "picked up on" it when Bell hadn't come back for days, weeks on end, and they usually always come straight back to the safehouse after a mission like a dog greeting its owner after a long day.

Did Sims and Park/Lazar notice, at least? Did they feel anything?

Park likely wouldn't feel "guilt" as such, but she'd feel as close to ""remorse"" as psychically possible for a planned out torture experiment she was in charge of.

Lazar was never particularly interested in Bell. Nor was Hudson (though the latter had more of an outright animosity and disdain towards them than a simple disinterest), so the chances of them doing anything that would be perceived as "mourning" seem quite low in my eyes.

Sims? Sims, straight from day 1, tried to be as friendly and amicable to Bell as possible, smiling and nodding on missions and sharing bad jokes and the like. Yes, surely this was all pre-planned to make it SEEM more realistic to Bell, by having Sims as a "childhood/long time friend" template- in other words, I doubt that wasn't ALSO planned out meticulously about what he was "allowed" or "supposed" to say and what to keep tight lipped about.

Bell having a family, partner, or even simple work-friends pre CIA is never mentioned, purposefully. They don't WANT him to remember or feel attached to his past in any way.

I know I'm repeating myself here but I think about this a lot.