I'm shutting down this blog, all old and new posts are going to @danurso
Yeah, everything's good. I'm just moving back to my main blog. I made this secondary blog just so i could divide my content more easily, but turns out making a secondary blog made me ignore my original, so i'm just going back to posting everything on @danurso RWBY, genshin and whatever else pops in my head
I'm shutting down this blog, all old and new posts are going to @danurso
*At the KoF headquarters*
Sucrose: *walks in with a wide smile on her face*
Amber: Hey sucrose, did something good happen?
Klee: Big sister looks really happy!
Sucrose: yes! Mister albedo invited me to join his biggest experiment yet!
Jean: And what is it about?
Lisa: Knowing that man, it should be something big.
Sucrose: it is! All the research he's been doing on dragonspine finally paid off! He found a way to bring new life to the world!
Lisa: ooh?
Jean: That sounds incredible.
Sucrose: And it is! After I got into a relationship with mister albedo i thought i would slow down the progress of his research, but he said i'm an integral piece of it! It's an entire new field of alchemy I never heard before! I'm so excited I can't stop smiling!
Klee: big sister really loves alchemy doesn't she?
Amber: She does. But honestly, I didn't know there was a field of alchemy you still haven't heard about.
Sucrose: I thought the same too! But he told me about it earlier today!
*a few hours prior*
Albedo: I'll need your help with something sucrose.
Sucrose: m-my help? What do you require, mister albedo?
Albedo: stop with the honorifics, we're past that already.
Sucrose: s-sorry.
Albedo: well. . . . *sigh* there's no easy way for me to say this but. . .sucrose?
Sucrose: y-yes?
Albedo: You've been an amazing partner, so much so that sometimes I question what led fate to hand me someone so talented like you.
Sucrose: *blushes*
Albedo: You've taught me a lot of new things while also reminding me of things i decided to set aside a long time ago, but now I see the importance in them thanks to you. . . *ears get red and clears throat* s-so, as the next step in our relationship, i would like to know if you wanted to. . .bring forth a new life to this world?
Sucrose: *eyes shining* Really!? You can do that!?
Albedo: w-well. . . *looks away slightly* my nature makes it hard to say for sure but, i think it is possible.
Sucrose: *very excited* But how!? How are we going to do it!?
Albedo: *ears getting redder* through. . .copulation, of course.
Sucrose: Copulation? I never heard of this field of alchemy before! It must be amazing!
Albedo: wait, al-
Sucrose: I'll get everything I need ready for the experiment! Thank you for the opportunity mister albedo! *runs off*
Albedo: wai-. . . *sighs*
*back to the present*
Jean: . . . .
Lisa: fufufufu.
Amber: *red*
Klee: can klee make bombs with co. . .covu. . .comvulation?
Amber: L-let's not think about it okay! Wanna go fishblasting!?
Klee: Klee would love to!
Amber: Let's go then! *grabs her hand and bolts off*
Sucrose: I'm so excited about this experiment! I read all alchemy books in mondstadt but none of them ever mentioned copulation before! I can't wait to join mister albedo in this experiment! *runs off*
Jean: . . . .i'm going to tell her.
Lisa: fufufu, and ruin her mood? She'll find out soon enough, let the girl be happy.
*meanwhile*
Albedo: Do you think she might've gotten the wrong idea?
Aether: . . . . . *sighs* albedo?
Albedo: yes?
Aether: no offence, but you're the stupidest genius I've ever met.
Fischl: As the prinzessin on sin, i shall not concern myself with stupid things.
Bennett: Ohh, a coin! It's my lucky day! *reaches down to get the coin, but trips on his own legs and falls face first on the ground*
Fischl: . . . .
Fischl: As the prinzessin of sin, i shall concern myself with one stupid thing.
Aether: *reading a book* . . .huh, i didn't knew you were famous?
Amber: because i'm not?
Aether: then why did they make an whole chapter about you on this book?
Amber: what are you talking about? *walks up to him*
Aether: and they described you pretty perfectly too.
Amber: wait, is that a geology book? *picks up* Why would i be on a-
Amber: *blushes*
Aether: like i said, pretty spot on right?
Amber: How can you make me love you more and more every single day?
Aether: I've been asking myself the same thing about you ever since the day we met.
Amber: *redder* s-shut up. *buries her face on his chest* you're such an dummy.
Aether: *chuckles, hugging her*
Eula: Are they always like this? It's so sweet it makes me feel sick.
Lisa: Just accept the diabetes, it will be the best for you in the long run.
*inside the serenitea pot*
Aether: Alright! New abyss rotation is out, and I called you here today to assemble the teams for this rotation.
Jean: aren't we going to keep the same teams?
Aether: nope! I got some changes in mind for this rotation, like for example, Zhongli.
Zhongli: yes?
Aether: I'm giving you a break from the main carry role, for now you're with Xiao in Jean's place.
Zhongli: understoo-
Xiao: *defeated 152 times last rotation* THANK FUCKING GOD!!!
Everyone: *staring at him* . . . .
Xiao: i-i mean, It's going to be an honor to fight with you again. *ahem* my lord.
Zhongli: I could say the same.
Aether: As for sucrose and Bennett, you're still going with them.
Bennett: YEAH!!! I thought I was going to be benched.
Sucrose: o-okay, I'll do my best.
Aether: As for fischl and rosaria, you two can take some time off.
Fischl: *nods*
Rosaria: *chugging on her coffee mug* thank god.
Aether: Now then, Chongyun?
Chongyun: Yes?
Aether: You're in as our main DPS.
Chongyun: Really!? I won't disappoint you!
Aether: and mona is coming with you as your sub-dps and freeze enabler.
Mona: alright.
Aether: we also need a cryo healer for the resonance.
Qiqi: qiqi can help.
Aether: *patting her head* thank you for the offer qiqi, but you've been working a lot, you can relax for now.
Qiqi: qiqi relax then.
Aether: Instead, I would like for diona to join as the healer and shielder of the team.
Diona: if it will keep me away from that bar full of drunkards, i'll take it.
Aether: And last but not least, we're gonna need your help amber.
Amber: *chokes* w-wait what!? Did I hear that right?
Aether: I'm pretty sure you did.
Amber: But the abyss is really dangerous, I thought you said I wasn't ready yet.
Aether: And you weren't, but after all the training we did I think you are now, which is why I need you to come with us and lend us your strength. Can you do that?
Amber: *very excited* Yes!!! Of course I can!!! I won't disappoint you!!!
Aether: I know you won't. Thank you everyone for showing up, tomorrow we're going for the abyss, please rest well.
Everyone: *nods and leaves*
Aether: *sighs*
Amber: *hugs his arm tightly with a large grin*
Aether: You look excited.
Amber: i am! I've always wanted to explore the abyss but I knew it was too much for me, but now I'll have my chance to go for it! *hugs him* thank you so much!
Aether: *hugs her back* hehe, no problem, anything for you.
Amber: Just to be sure, you're not bringing me just because I'm your girlfriend, are you?
Aether: Of course I am, afterall, bringing my underleveled and unequipped girlfriend to the most dangerous place on teyvat sounds really romantic.
Amber: *snorts* You're a jerk.
Aether: And you're the most amazing girl on this planet, which is why I'm one hundred percent sure you'll do great there, just keep close to your team and you'll do great.
Amber: Thank you for the chance. *kisses him* I love you.
Aether: I love you too.
Amber: Say. . .at what time are we going to the abyss?
Aether: We usually go in the afternoon to make sure everyone is rested and prepared, why?
Amber: So, does that mean we have time to 'celebrate' today?
Aether: *red* well, i think that maybe-
Amber: I'll take that as a yes. *jumps on him and starts making out.*
Aether: *making out and carrying her inside*
Tubby: I guess I'll need my ear mufflers again tonight. . . . *sighs* i hate teenagers.
Amber: it doesn't hurt to be prepared in case something happens, so i always sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Jean: agreed, but a knife is not very effective, which is why i always sleep with my sword on the bedside.
Lumine: these are both good options, but i already sleep with something even more dangerous than that.
Amber: what do you sleep with?
Lumine: childe.
Aether: hey, can you help me find my sister?
Venti: Sure! But can you first defeat my evil dragon?
. . .
Aether: hey, can you help me find my sister?
Jean: Of course, but can you first help us deal with a terrorist organisation?
. . .
Aether: hey, can you help me find my sister?
Ningguang: Of course i can, but could you first help us destroy this ancient monster that wants to drown our country?
. . .
Aether: hey, can you help me find my sister?
Zhongli: Sure, but can you first defeat my old stone dragon pet?
. . .
Aether: hey, can you help me find my sister?
Amber: of course! Don't worry about it, I promise that we'll find your sister in no time!
Aether: . . . *starts crying*
Amber: h-hey? Are you oka-
Aether: *hugs her, crying rivers* Dhank you so buch! *sniff* you're the *sniff* nicest person ever! *keeps crying*
Amber: *very concerned* a-are you okay?
Kaeya: so diluc, do your regret anything?
Diluc: No, i don't have any regrets in my life.
Kaeya: I see. Remember that vacation trip the traveler invited you for? But you refused because you like to be grumpy all the time?
Diluc: I have more important things to. *picks a bottle of wine and pours down to him* but what about it?
Kaeya: he sent you this. *hands him a picture*
Diluc: *crushes the bottle under his grip* . . . . .
Kaeya: So? What do you think?
Diluc: . . . .i now have one regret in my life.
I think the comment about Zhongli is actually pretty funny like “why you gotta make so much drama grandpa just go to bed” lmaooo. However I think the main issue is just he put himself in a position where he can’t just “retire publicly” or disappear cause people depend on him and revere him so much. Like if he were to retire people would have a mood of “we’ve been abandoned” and they would have a massive conflict with the Liyue qixing filling the power vacuum (cause who else will fill it). It also doesn’t solve the issue with the adepti only helping liyue and guarding the people cause of Rex Lapis and their contracts. Like if he retired they just won’t answer to the Qixing they don’t like them and if he disappeared they might either think his will is to leave the humans be and leave themselves or (cause they don’t trust the Qixing) think they assassinated or removed him. So this was (admittedly very convoluted and more dangerous) somehow the best option.
I mean Keqing was already using her position of power to help build a Liyue that wasn’t reliant on the gods constantly. Zhongli could’ve helped with that or just flat say how he supports it to help keep that ball rolling; then leave after those words or after he helps make that system stronger before officially stepping back. There’s less of a power vacuum if the previous leader points towards what he believes to be the next leader/leaders. Because of the way he died, some Adepti like Cloud Retainer almost immediately went to wanting to crush Liyue. I don’t think they would’ve done so if their leader simply left and believed that the country will prosper; and if they tried violence, he’s gonna know! I just don’t think Liyue needed such a test to prove it will be fine.
A god showed up because a god helped summon him back. That’s a weird scenario you gotta pass. Sure another countries god could attack but if something that intense happened then is it really a dependence if that’s the threat your people want you to help with!? 😅
But isn't the possibility of things going really wrong why he left so suddenly? He wanted to see if liyue was ready to move on without him so he left them intentionaly on a bad spot to see how the humans and the adepti would deal with this situation.
I know i'm suspicious to talk about Zhongli, but i'm pretty sure what he did was intentional, he left to see if the humans and adepti would manage to se their differences aside for the good of liyue, and that's exactly what happened as the qixing and the adepti teamed up to destroy osial. This was all a test, and just like Zhongli said, if it had went wrong he would've stepped in and taken his place back for the safety of liyue.
The plan had flaws but ultimately it worked out, yes he could've found a less dangerous way to retire but i can't judge the guy, grandpa just wanna take a nap in peace.
Aether: Alright! We're in soft pity, next multi should be a gold one, is everything set?
Amber: the books and starconches are here!
Beidou: oceanid drops and books are here too!
Zhongli: level 90 rust and three million more are here as well, we're set traveler.
Aether: Great! Here we go then! *drops wishes*
*the meteor turns golden*
Aether: There he comes! After months of grind and wait! Welcome home chi-
Mona: hello traveler.
Aether: MONA!?!?!?
Amber: oh. . .
Beidou: wait, what? Wasn't he on guaranteed pity.
Xiao: Not since I came around.
Beidou: Oh yeah. . .that must hurt.
Aether: *jaw on the ground*
Mona: Hello? *waving her hand in front of him* are you there?
Aether: *with a strained voice* what. . .what are you doing here?
Mona: I heard from the others that you were searching for a hydro DPS to help you on the abyss, so I came.
Aether: You're already on my party. . .
Mona: I know, I was the first to join you remember? and now I even have a constellation. Maybe you'll finally give me some attention now, and in exchange I can help you beat the abyss.
Aether: but. . .but Childe. . .
Mona: The terrorist? You shouldn't get involved with that guy, you know he tried to destroy liyue right?
Aether: *with dead eyes*
Mona: Hey, don't look at me like that, just give me some time and i'll push you to those thirty six stars you're aiming towards.
Aether: . . .no.
Mona: what?
Aether: . . .I've been through hell to gather everything i needed for Childe, and at the last minute you decided to show up AGAIN instead of him?
Mona: well i-
Aether: It would be fine if it was Diluc or even Keqing but YOU!. . .i. . . *sigh* okay, deep breaths aether. *inhale, exhale* There are a lot of things i wanna say to you, and a lot of them are very mean, so instead i'll just go back to grinding hell and see if i can blow off some steam. Meanwhile, I would REALLY appreciate it if you could go back to your projects or whatever you were doing before and please stay as far away from me as possible. I don't wanna see you even if you're covered in gold or naked okay? *turns around and starts walking away*
Mona: wow. . .rude.
Beidou: don't worry, he doesn't mean it.
Mona: Really?
Beidou: yeah, he's just angry at the gatcha, he got through this three times already, it will pass eventually. He's too nice to really hate anyone.
Barbara: *C5* Yeah, he got a bit annoyed because i showed up four times but said it was okay and already have plans for me to help everyone.
Beidou: see? Just give him some time, he'll get over it.
Mona: if you say so.
Zhongli: Traveler, i know this is a unexpected turn of events but a constellation is still a great upgrade for-
Aether: SHUT UP!!! I DON'T WANT A STUPID CONSTELATION FOR A CHARACTER I DON'T USE!!! I WANT MY HOT FATUI BRO!!! *runs away, sobbing heavily*
Zhongli: *shocked*
Amber: *eyes wide*
Everyone: *dead silent and beyond shocked*
Beidou: *jaw on the ground* . . .i take it back.
Mona: what?
Beidou: Zhongli is his favorite, The traveler kisses his boots on a daily basis and now he screamed with him because of you. . .i take it all back, he REALLY hates you.
Mona: I. . . *tired sigh* I knew I should've stayed in bed today.
*Aether later came back to apologise to Zhongli and hug him for a few hours until he calmed down a bit. He's still bitter about mona though, and refuses to get a mile near her*
Lisa: diluc, truth or dare?
Diluc: dare.
Lisa: I dare you to kiss Jean, on the lips of course.
Jean: *blushes* LISA!!
Diluc: *with a dust of red on his cheeks* . . .truth
Kaeya: hey, hey, you can't change-
Diluc: I said truth.
Lisa: Alright, then tell me, did you keep the vase Kaeya gave you?
Diluc: . . . . .
Kaeya: ohhh yeah, i remember that va-
Diluc: *kisses Jean*
Jean: *eyes wide, red like a tomato* !?!?!?
Diluc: *breaks the kiss and sighs with red cheeks* Alright, done, Who's next?
Lisa/Kaeya: *grinning and secretly fistbumping*
Jean: *with steam coming out of her head* eh. . .i. . .w-wha. . .what happened?
