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The edgy cinnamon roll attacks again!

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Mostly RWBY stuff, Genshin stuff and dumb things i like. Feel free to look around this fever dream i call a blog

If you were to give Pyrrha or jaune an ability what would it be

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I never thought of this before so it took me awhile to think of something.

I think Pyrrha is well rounded enough with what she has so......maybe reincarnation lol

In Jaune's case, i think it would be cool if he could use his semblance to fortify his own aura and create a pseudo armor-lock from Halo.

Imagine that moment where he jumps in to protect Nora from the giant mech's slap but instead of flying away he just freezes in front of it shield up, tanks it and the hit just bounces off. Would probably be a bit too broken if it was on that level but it would definitely be funny.

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War of the Roses

[Caution: Smut!]

โ€œAbsence makes the heart grow fonder.โ€ Whoever first said that deserves a pat on the back and kick to the shin. Perhaps it was due to personal experience, but Ruby was never fond of missing loved ones. Itโ€™s why she always tried to be a part of anything when possible. All and all, sheโ€™s had moderate success. Team with her sister, friends that included her often, and most impressively, two romantic partners.

As much as she would like to think of herself as a secret genius in the field of love, in actuality, she somehow managed to look attractive to both Weiss and Jaune. Not sure how blowing herself up in the courtyard a few years ago led to such an achievement but she wasnโ€™t going to question it. Her relationship with the two have always felt special to her; not to mention she wasnโ€™t as oblivious as others might think. Ruby was fairly crafty in a harmless way.

Peak fiction my friend. I think it's the first time i read smut for those three and it did NOT disappoint!

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You have to survive one month in your last watched cartoon/animated series, how screwed are you.

Well, I'm not totally screwed. Just bored unless something happens. @submissiveking99 @gorillageek27 @howlingday @megareader93-aka-composcreator @rwac96 @delugedecade

The Tales From Monster Island series...

Hint the name MONSTER!

I am a dead man, even if its a slice of life series.

I'll be fine mostly.. don't know which class I'm in...but at least I won't die.

I donโ€™t think itโ€™s possible to win at this game but I feel like an absolute winner. I will be fine.

Source: reddit.com

NWN Challenge

*At a nice bar in Atlas*

Ruby: Youโ€™re still dealing with the fallout of that mess?

Blake: Of course. As the head of the white fang I can't just clean up a mess and ignore what caused it and who was affected by itโ€ฆ..*sigh* The last thing I want is people thinking weโ€™re slipping back into what we used to be years back.

Yang: Good thing your pops is really good at de-escalating, well that and Weissโ€™ PR team.

Blake: Yeah. Where is her by the way? I wanted to thank her personally for all the help.

Ruby: She said she was coming, something came up during work.

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Tag Game

Tag five people and list of four of your favorite ships from any fandom

RWBY โ€” Lancaster/Dragonslayer/Arkos/White Knight

DC Comics - Clois / BatCat / ArrowCanary / DickKory / BBRae

Damn. Beat me to it, huh? Alright. I've got other fandoms to whip out.

Sonic the Hedgehog - SonAmy / TaiReam / Knuxouge / Silvaze

Been a while since I had to recall ships from a fandom that isn't RWBY lol.

Fairy Tail - NaLu, Gruvia, Jerza, Gajevy, RoWen

Sonaze, Slivamy, Tairine, Vector x Vanilla, Knuxonge

Rokushi, Marichat, Rayllum, SoMa

Kingdom Hearts, Miraculous, Dragon Prince, and Soul Eater

Bleach - Ulquihime

RWBY - White knight

Genshin impact - Jealuc, Baaltomo

Zelda - Zelink

A new opportunity

(Good god i can't remember the last time i spent so long in such a long post, hope you enjoy)

Another day began at Beacon, and just like always, teams RWBY and JNPR gathered for breakfast at the cantina.

Nora: -which is why i believe that a monetary system based on Maple syrup would be the best solution to an economic crisis.

Ren: . . . . . .

Pyrrha: . . . . . .

Ruby: . . . . . .

Blake: . . . .worst thing of all? that kinda makes sense.

Yang: JAUNE! YOU MUST BANG MY SISTER FOR THE SAKE OF THE ROSE FAMILY!

Jaune: *red* Wha- What!? Why me!?

Yang: Sun is already with blake, Neptune only thinks about wooing one girl after another, Ren has his hands more than full with nora and Weiss' brother is too much of a stuck up! You have to do it Jaune! For the sake of the Rose family!

Jaune: *bummed* Wait, so i was the last option?

Yang: What? Of course not, sis only wants you, but she asked me to say that so it wouldn't be that obvious that she likes you.

Jaune: *bright red* !?!?!?

???: *from inside the closet* YANG!!!

Yang: Oops, guess i shouldn't have said that. ๐Ÿ˜…

I have so many ancient asks to answer, i look at some of them and can think of something to say but at the same time I think "How awkward would it be to see your ask being answered after so long" ๐Ÿ˜‚

I might just answer them anyways, but it is a weird feeling

Anonymous asked:

Thoughts on Jaune's EverAfter look in V9?

Handsome noodle

Look at that face, he looks great!

I remember stumbling on this look and thinking it was an edit, but then I realized it was something canon and, confusion aside, i was a big fan of it.

Yeah, unfortunately he's back to having bananas on his head but hopefully he'll let it grow, i saw these edits of how he would look if he was still young with that style and it looks great

(Also, his new look gave us this moment)

WK nation thanks whoever did us this favor

Yang: Aaahhh! The beach! Oh, I missed this place!

Weiss: *holding an umbrella* Why do you feel the need to be so dramatic about it? It's just a beach.

Yang: It's the best place in the world! Not that you would know anything about it, being the first time in a place with so much sun and all.

Weiss: I've been to beaches before!

Yang: Your pale ghost skin begs to differ.

Weiss: *eyebrow twitching*

Ruby: Relax everyone, we came here to enjoy the place.

Nora: Hell yeah we did! *holding a surfboard above her head* Last one in the water smells like a dead fish! *Bolts away*

Ren: I better make sure she doesn't hit a rock again. *Follows*

Ruby: You're coming Blake?

Blake: *sitting on a shadow and reading* Thank you, but no thank you.

Yang: Your loss!

Yang shifts her focus to a fellow blonde, and makes her way towards him with a cheeky grin.

Yang: Hey there ladykiller~

Jaune: *putting on sunscreen* Hey. Gimme a second, gonna join you guys as soon as i finish here.

Yang: So, I'm done changing. Whaddya think?

Jaune, who up until now was focused on covering himself with sunscreen, finally looked at Yang who had her hair on a ponytail and wore a simple orange bikini, with her favorite glasses resting on her head.

Jaune: *red* Oh. . . .it looks uhmm *scratching his neck* I-it looks pretty good.

Yang: Hehehe, that's good to know. Mind getting me something to drink?

Jaune: S-sure. *Walks off*

Yang: *Grinning*

Ruby: Planning to make a move already? Or are you just gonna use him as an errand boy?

Yang: Oh please, I'm taking things slowly for now, giving it time to do stuff right y'know?

Ruby: Uh-huh.

Weiss: Well, taking your time is a good thing, but if you don't pay attention someone might snatch him from under your nose.

Yang: Oh yeah? And who would try and do that?

Weiss: *Looking behind Yang* Apparently, quite a lot of girls.

Yang turned around to see Jaune in the distance, drinks in hand and with an awkward smile as a flock of girls surrounded him.

Weiss: Well, it seems like Nora was right.

Ruby: Dammit! Now I owe her twenty bucks. . . .Yang?

Yang: *walking towards the group*

Ruby: . . . . . .think they're going to be okay?

Weiss: No clue, but for all legal intents and purposes, I do not know her.

Ruby: *deadpan* Thanks, that was very reassuring of you.

*Meanwhile*

Jaune: Err. . . .look, I really need to go now.

Girl1: Aww, why don't you come hang out with us?

Girl2: We're gonna play volley, we could use someone like you on our team~

Girl3: It's gonna be fun! Come on~

Jaune: I would love to, but i'm with my friends already so-

Yang: Hey there everyone! *Pushes through the group and hugs jaunes arm* You need something?

Jaune: *red* Y-yang?

Girl2: Who are you?

Girl1: We got here first! Dibs on the Blondie

Girl3: Yeah! Go find your own!

Yang: Oh really? *Hair on fire, eyes glowing red* Wanna say that again?

The trio yelped in surprise, falling back on the sand before running away.

Yang: Hmph, That's better.

Jaune: Weren't you a little too harsh with them?

Yang: You're too nice y'know? You can't just let girls harass you like that.

Jaune: They weren't harassing me, they're staying in a house around here and just wanted me to go with them to play volleyball.

Yang: . . . . .so they wanted you to follow them to their house just to play volleyball?

Jaune: Yes.

Yang: Even though there's like, three volleyball areas a few meters from here

Jaune: Well. . . . .yeah.

Yang: *sigh* You're so innocent it's almost cute. But keep something on your head, girls like that usually want something else from you.

Jaune: What could they want with-

Yang: *gives him a look*

Jaune: . . . . . . .*pink* oh, right. I see your point.

Yang: Oh don't worry, no one really gets it the first time it happens to them. Just remember, the next time you get approached by a girl, pay attention so you don't get tricked by their charms. *Takes her drink and starts drinking*

Jaune: Thanks but. . . . .this isn't the first time that happens.

Yang: *spits drink* It's what!?

Jaune: It already happened before now that I think about it.

Yang: When!?

Jaune: Well, there was this one time where a girl stopped me and asked for directions, and insisted that I guided her myself, even offering lunch as thanks. . . . .there's also that lady from the dust shop who keeps calling me a good boy and offering me a job as her personal assistant. Oh, there's also the time where I tried to help a girl who fell from her bike and twisted her ankle, I offered to use my semblance on her but she kept insisting that I should carry her to a hospital. There was also this one time where. . . . . . . .wow, this happens way more often than I ever thought before.

Yang: . . . . . .

Jaune: Yang? You okay?

Yang: *Smiling* Yeah, doing great.

Jaune: Uhm, okay. I'm going in the water, you're coming.

Yang: Sure, I'm right behind you.

Jaune: *leaves*

Yang: . . . . . . .

Weiss: *joins in* So, problem solved?

Yang: No. . . . .nowhere near that, my noodle was in danger all this time and I didn't even know.

Ruby: It's just some girls trying to hit on him, it's not a big deal. It's not like Jaune is the type of guy to let himself be swayed by someone he just met.

Weiss: Though maybe, if you're really so concerned about someone stealing him from you, you could stop playing around and do what has to be done already.

Yang: . . . . .you're right. No more joking, I have to take this seriously from now on, there only one way to keep him safe and I'm doing it!

*A few days later*

Jaune: You sure you wanted to come? I thought you didn't like comics.

Yang: They're pretty nice, ruby loves them too.

Jaune: I know. . . . .can i ask you something though?

Yang: Yes?

Jaune: Why are you dressed up like this?

Yang: *Wearing a black suit, sunglasses and an earpiece* No particular reason.

Jaune: I see. . . . . .

Girl: Hey there handsome~

Jaune: Hey-

Yang: Hostile in sight! Deadly force authorized!

Girl: What the- GHAA!!! *gets tackled to the ground*

Jaune: YANG!?!?

Ruby: *in the next aisle, sorting through comics* Welp, that went well. Looking on the bright side, no one died yet, so your plan seems to have worked.

Weiss: *holding a pile of comics for her* THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT FOR HER TO DO!!!!!

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