Chapters: 25/? Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CT-7567 | Rex/Ahsoka Tano, Plo Koon & Ahsoka Tano, Dooku & Plo Koon, Boba Fett & Plo Koon, CT-7567 | Rex & Ahsoka Tano Characters: Ahsoka Tano, CT-7567 | Rex, Plo Koon, Dooku (Star Wars), Asajj Ventress Additional Tags: Sith Ahsoka Tano, Sith Plo Koon, Kidnapped Rex, Stockholm Syndrome, Lima Syndrome, Idiots in Love, First Times, Rex Needs a Hug, Battle of Galidraan Happened Differently (Star Wars), Intergalactic Cuisine, Stress Baking, Emotional Constipation, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives Lives, Togruta Disaster Ahsoka Tano, How do you Define Cannibalism in Star Wars?, Fix-It of Sorts, Clone Trooper Inhibitor Chips (Star Wars), Ahsoka is the same age as Rex, Shameless Smut, Inappropriate Use of the Force, The Clones Age at a normal rate after leaving Kamino, Canon-Typical Violence, Jedi culture disrespected by the Sith which shouldn't surprise anybody, emotional whiplash, mild crack, Togruta Species (Star Wars), Mating Bites, Dominant CT-7567 | Rex, Old Men eating soup, Father-Daughter Relationship, Mutual Pining, Mando'a Language (Star Wars), Rough Sex, Umbara Went Differently, Lekku Sexual Play (Star Wars), Oh No They're Hot, Espionage, Zygerria gets karked, Armor Kink, Voice Kink, Possessive Sex, Mandalorian Competency Kink, Enemies to Lovers, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Mandalorians (Star Wars), Fluff and Angst, They're kind of a covid couple, Love Confessions, Inappropriate use of Ahsoka's Boob Window, Flashbacks/time jumps, Background Relationships and Additional Characters, Reverse slowburn, Clone Troopers, Come to the Dark Side - We Have Pamphlets, Adventure & Romance, Plot in spite of the smut, Smut in spite of the plot, Is it true love if you wouldn't eat a Planet for them?, Fluff in a Sith AU? It's more likely than you'd think, Inappropriate use of baked goods, actively being written, 35 chapters was a laughably low estimate Summary:

What it says on the tin.

The wrong Jedi Master volunteers for the task force assigned to arrest the True Mandalorians on Galidraan, dramatically reshaping the future.

Six months into the Clone Wars, the 501st experiences total losses on Teth, save for one clone Captain who is kidnapped by a Sith who really didn't think this through.

You're not supposed to sleep with the enemy, constantly, and in nearly every way possible. It's unprofessional and possibly treason, though this really wasn't covered in any part of Rex's training on Kamino. In his defense, he's under house arrest with an insatiable Sith Togruta who has decided that he is hers, and he is increasingly on board with it.

He's fairly certain you're not supposed to develop feelings for a Sith, let alone a Sith who is holding you captive and bringing you...gifts like a cat.

He's very certain that you aren't supposed to meet your girlfriend's Sith-Dad with your pants half off.

Cody is going to kill him if he ever sees him again. Will Rex even want to return to his brothers when Ahsoka lets him go? which is never happening

One way or another, they are both completely karked.

WIP Game

Thanks for the tag @whyamismall! Apparently my sleep deprivation kept me from doing this correctly the first time, so I'm making a fresh post.

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Hopefully delving back into my WIPs that have been collecting dust will inspire me to bang out the rest of one of these shorter fics asap, as I've shelved all of them in favor of my long fic, which has backfired as far as writing self-confidence goes, and evidently that is a productivity killer when your life is on fire.

Finishing anything in the next few months would be VERY NEAT.

No pressure tag, but feel free to employ peer pressure to make me suffer prod me into writing: @melting-houses-of-gold, @whyamismall, @ahsokathegray, @craziest-in-the-guild, @donsani, @tangledlichen, @allyunabridged, @purelightning7, @ladylucksrogue, @tealmisthams

If I've missed you, please feel free to join in! :)

I'm so glad you enjoyed it and thank you! October really is the best month for Sith AUs :)

It's been quite awhile since I've updated it, I know- I really wanted to get chapter 26 or some art out in time for Halloween, but National Novel Writing Month starts tomorrow, so feel free to feed me to a sarlacc if I don't update before 2024!