this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

average UVA man

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker

i cant stop laughing. locked in a single hour

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

The problem with april fool’s is that the majority of people aren’t very funny

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

someone could probably make a "who do you think took your boobs?" edit out of this with discord making its server icons squarer

I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

BULLYING ME

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there