Parpy Treetrunk

I'm finished with art for the semester soooo here's what I've been workin on! All assets are my own. I used a DSLR camera along with Photoshop and Clip Studio Paint

Feel free to send asks about the unaltered photos/photo locations, cause some of the original signs were pretty interesting tbh

A cheater

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

I applaud the effort that went into this seconds-long bit.

(THE LAMP IS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM THE WALL!)

i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

kitty cat: *is soft*

me, who has petted this exact same cat at least a thousand times before:

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

the house always wins

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

Alolan Swinub

Type: Ground/Fairy Description: Imported to Alola from the Johto Region, generations of exposure to warmer climates and local sweets have caused Swinub to become Ground/Fairy type. Mellow and kind-tempered, these Pokemon have a sensitive nose and exquisite palate, making them great partners for chefs, as well as families attracted to their small size and friendly nature. Their meat is said to be extremely sweet and tender; owners should take care to protect their Alolan Swinub from local predators.

This Alolan Swinub was designed by and belongs to @notyourguts. It was inspired by the Kunekune pig of New Zealand.

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my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

I want it

okay but have you considered

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

david hockney with his dachshunds stanley and boodgie

[ID: A photo of a bespectacled man and his two dogs sitting on a striped armchair. They are in front of a wall covered in over two dozen paintings of either one or both dogs.

Small text in the corner reads, “Dog Day Afternoons / ‘Dogs are generally not interested in Art,’ writes David Hockney. No, but his dachshunds, Stanley and Boodgie—seen here with their master in his L.A. studio—serve as the inspiration and sole subjects for the work featured in his new book, David Hockney’s Dog Days.” / end ID.]