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18+!!! dc side account bc I have brainworms mostly gonna be Batman and Superman but I wanna get into more wider DC stuff so feel free to leave recommendations!!

Stephanie, shivering: How are you not cold? How are you NEVER cold?! Cassandra: I've got this thing, like a superpower. Oracle, what did you say it was? Barbara: Catastrophic nerve damage. Cassandra: Yeah, that.

Starving and wasting away etc etc

bonus:

Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.

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Anonymous asked:

Show me the big boy! (Clark)

I could never refuse such a request

and a bonus silly under the cut

(starts raising his hand before everyone else, just less confident about it than his classmates)

(remembers nearly all of the gibberish password that was told to him in a rush, only forgets the last two characters)

(replicates moves that he's only seen once (yes he also replicated RIPeter's move but I'm not screenshotting that bc it's long and complicated))

(figures out how to immobilize a guy that could escape any enclosure/trap)

(notices something is up/off with Gwen immediately, politely follows her lead and doesn't dig into it)

(continuation of above: realizes she's hiding something about her mission from him, decides to spy on her to figure out what)

(has information the Spider Society doesn't; figures out what the Spot is doing before any of them do)

(action plan made in 0.2 seconds)

(keeps up with what Miguel (a scientist from the future who has at least a year and a half of hands-on experience with the multiverse) is talking about)

(mentally calculates the timing of a giant spinning machine so that he can pass through safely and none of the Spiders can follow him)

(lmaooo you cannot do the same move twice on him, he learns too fast)

(this one speaks for itself. he really did have a plan)

(remembers how to use the Go Home Machine after seeing it be used once)

(immediately figures out why he's in the wrong dimension)

in conclusion, please never say/imply that:

  1. Miles is not on the same academic level as other Spider-nerds
  2. Miles is less capable in fighting/combat than other Spider-people
  3. Miles is not as good at strategy than other Spider-people
  4. Miles is too naive/childish/optimistic to have practical intelligence or pick up on when something bad is going on under the surface
  5. Miles's smaller amount of experience means he is generally less competent/capable than other Spider-people

EVER again ok thank you!!!!

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