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mylifeingotham

@mylifeingotham

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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

It doesn't say his name but it has his name written on each letter

Movie tag game!

Rules: without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films, then tag ten people to do the same.

i was tagged by @gilbirda :D Ty for the tag!

.... it's the way barely any of them are live-action for me 💀

Ty for the tag!<3

It's the way most of them end in tears for me💀

No pressure tags :

If anyone wants to give this a go your more than welcome<3

using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??

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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.

Tim with Bruce

Bonus:

Dick with Bruce

Jason with Bruce Part 1

Jason with Bruce Part 2

Jason with Bruce Part 3

Steph with Bruce

Damian with Bruce

Cass with Bruce

Duke with Bruce

Barbara with Bruce

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Ahahahha thanks @dg-outlaw

I used the max amount of images in that post but here’s some more

Alfred and Bruce

Superman and Bruce

Commissioner Gordon and Bruce

Bonus:

Bruce and Catwoman

Bruce and Joker

These are all so accurate

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

i accept hugs but no squish

tagging you all but no pressure ofc!! <333 @thatghostinyourbog @spccts @iwantmochisoup @cryptid-juzou

idk how to feel about the quiz thingy, but i did my sona SOUPY!! i'm still working on them tho, hehe :3c

tysm for the tag!! SQUISHHH YOU

Oh dang 😞 guys maybe it’s a sign /j anyways ty for the tag!!!!

as a big hyperanalyst, I’m happy with my results ^^

thank you for the tag kyoi!! im stealing your lollipop <3

i got jumpscared by the results LMAO i thought i was getting called out.. this lwk awakened some forgotten memories though bc people in class used to come up to me randomly and say shii like "i ship you with __" and then run off I KID YOU NOT this happened at least 3 times (they were always with the worst people ever btw)

anyway I've only been crushed on twice in my life so idk maybe im doing something wrong explodes 💥💥💥

AHHH IM SO EXCITED TO BE TAGGED IN ONE OF THESE!!!

Gotta love that religious trauma.

Inaccurate, I killed a woman (okay, I only attempted, but it still counts), but the rest is true.

NP tags: @pinklotushere @op-sys-chaos @astermagnolia and everyone else who wants to <3

The description is weirdly specific (and like 90% accurate???)

Hey we have the same hair color!

For the record! I no longer look at my best friend that way! As she is no longer my best friend! SOMEONE COME BE QUEERCODED WITH ME

Thank you for the tag! <3

Damn- okay I did not expect that

(No pressure!) Tags: @mylifeingotham @oldhabitsdiescrming and anybody else who wants to join in!

oh! at least im likeable???

hc that every couple months jason texts tim like "hey r you going rogue yet?" "no" "alr lemme know if you change your mind" until one night tim gets this text while he's having an absolute shit week and goes yknow what? why not and suddenly the internet is filled with news that red hood teamed up with an unknown associate to cause chaos(stealing from corrupt billionaire type chaos, not mass murder of innocents type chaos) and said associate randomly shows up again every couple months

Nightwing and Robin Jason: On your mark, get set g-
Batman: No
Nightwing: No? No, what? You don't even know what we're?!
Batman: You two were about to try and race across the rooftops
Nightwing: And? We do it all the time
Batman: And, they're covered in ice from freezing rain
Robin Jason: So? We fought Mr. Freeze last week, and we're still alive
Batman: [glares]
Dick: Ugh, fine. We won't have ANY fun
Batman: [turns around]
Nightwing:
Robin Jason:
Nightwing and Robin Jason: [glance at each other]
Nightwing and Robin Jason: [whispering] Go
[Both start running]
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[Later]
Dick: [sitting on the couch with his ankle in a cast] Consequences, gotta be my top three least favorite parts of my actions
Jason: [sitting next to him with his arm in a cast] Big brothers, gotta be the top three worst people to listen to when they say they have a fun idea
Dick: You're just grumpy because YOU fell down first
Jason: [hits him with a pillow]

For some reason, I can imagine that Dick actually has NO IDEA how attractive he really is.

Sure, he knows he's "a little" handsome, after all, he was even mistaken for a model before, Of course, in his head, it's not a big deal either. Models are not always the most attractive, but the ones with the most presence, and he, as the son of Bruce Wayne, knows how to act to impose his presence in front of the rich (plus, he is an artist, he acts for life).

Other people don't know that he has no idea how attractive he is. As he always makes satirical comments like "I know I'm handsome, but...", "if you're done admiring me", etc., people think he is actually aware of this... He is not.

He probably thinks it's normal for a lot of people to flirt with him, he thinks it's something that happens to everyone. If anything, he thinks it's because he seems like someone nice and open to chatting. Like, he thinks they're just playing around with him.

His family is the first to notice that Dick doesn't know he's extremely handsome. But of course, his brothers would eat their own weapons before confessing to their older brother that they have heard (horrified) their friends talking about how handsome Dick Grayson/Nightwing is.

Whenever Bruce can't do something as Batman he sends one of his kids in the cowl. Literally any of his kids. To deal with having to wear the cowl, they turn it into a game: will the justice league notice that Batman isn't the person under the mask?

Spoiler alert, they don't.

Somehow, the league never notices when it's not Bruce under the cowl, or at least that it's not the same person they all know.

Like never.

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Hal: Hey Bats, you look taller today.

Jason, determined not to lose: hm

Hal, sensing danger and immediately backtracking: uh, that's not to say you don't usually look tall, I mean you just look taller today, um did you change your ear thingies?

Jason: *Batglare intensifies*

Hal: uh, I'm just gonna go

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Aquaman: you've been quiet this whole meeting, Batman, even for you.

Cass, currently wearing shoulder pads and absolutely insane platform boots: *a fim huff of breath*

Aquaman: right sorry, I forgot you were dealing with another mass break out from Arkham this week, you don't need to stay for the whole meeting. We know you probably know everything already anyway

Cass: *nods*

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Flash: Morning Batman. *zooms past*

Duke, absolutely befuddled:

Duke, quietly into his comm: you'd think the speedster would have the time to notice

The several batkids on the other side of the line: *laughing hysterically.*

Dick, wheezing: just do the thing where B tucks the lower half of his face into his cape like he's Dracula. You're doing great.

Bruce, from somewhere in the cave, actively giving up on the assumption that his coworkers have at least one working braincell between them: stop comparing me to Dracula, Dick

Damian shows up and they just think some villain turned him into a kid and that Bruce is just too embarrassed to admit it

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