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Robotfucker Transsexual

@dead-dog-dont-eat / dead-dog-dont-eat.tumblr.com

Salem/Flint π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š they/he/it/xe/skiey π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š 18 π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š White/European π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š Trans-Enby Aro/Ace Queer π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š Autism/OLD/AvPD/BPDπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“Šπ“‹Όπ“ŠI'm a faggot for fictional men

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Send me a πŸ”ͺ and I'll give you a random song from my Spotify playlist

monster-fucker-moss-jonathan -> tranny-dyke-autist -> transsexual-jackskellington -> dead-dog-dont-eat

(Firestarter banner by @/bossbotmgr; Bellringer and Witch Hunter banner by @/xxx-mundiemudsnapper-xxx)

(Stamps by @/thisdastampdoesnotexist; all of which were requested by me anonymously)

Everyone's favorite prehistoric goose :

Personnaly I believe in deinonychus pack behavior theory just because I like it better.

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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lifeisajourney10

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

Me sending vibes to my tumblr friends instead of talking to them:

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

β€œAw man! This pie doesn’t taste at all like what grandma use to make! I’m must be a terrible baker:(β€œ

Maybe! Or maybe one of many things might be different from the recipe you’ve been trying to follow

Baking is largely both a science, and bullshit. Anything from the altitude you’re at, or the mosture in the air, or the way you’re measuring ingredients (ie weight vs volume) can effect how your final result of what you’re making will come out. A few examples just in my grandmother’s Apple Pie recipe are

  • Her recipe calls for Crisco in the crust, but Crisco changed their formula in 2007, effecting the taste and texture of the crusts made, so adjustments have to be made to account for that
  • The Apple tree in her backyard is gone, and no apples sold commonly in stores are similar to whatever random variety she had, and there are over 7,500 known varieties of apples
  • Not all flour that you buy from the store is the same, and I’m not just even talking about like. Cake flour vs wheat flour. Even in the US the kind of regular baking flour differs depending on where you live, and where it’s sourced from

So will I ever make that Apple pie I remember fondly from my childhood? Probably not! Just gotta figure out my own thing that works.

I dunno why I made this post at 6am. Just shit to keep in mind next time you’re struggling with an older recipe I guess!

Needed to see this. Thank you :)

The best thing to do for flour is checking proteins. For example for noodle making I ended up having to go to a Korean flour brand. APF works, yes, but the protein content in American flour leads to more potential tearing. It’s delightful, and strange, how science based baking and cooking is.

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misgenderisms-deactivated202010

imma say it.Β β€œkung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that Β you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

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boppinrockin

kfpΒ also respects women more than any beauty company too.

also it had a positive relationship between an adopted child and his stepfather even after he found out he was adopted

Hey yknow how Viper was born without fangs, but instead of being rendered helpless as her family thought she’d be, she instead used her other skills to become the best warrior in her clan?

And how Tigress had severe, destructive anger issues when she was younger, but instead of being painted as a β€œproblem child” she was instead taught her how to channel her emotions into something constructive?

And how Crane trained extra hard to impress a girl, and was by all rights the hero of his own story, but he still didn’t get her in the end? And how the girl isn’t shamed for it?

It’s almost as if you get more mileage out of treating your characters (and the people they resemble) with compassion than you do just shamelessly stamping them with your own misconceptions and hang ups.

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr tags reading: #it also did more for proving you can have anthro girl characters without #making their character designs really horny! #tigress is a legend and i love her so much

Image #2: Tumblr tags reading: #plus tigress had no tiger boobs thank god #or viper #no sniddies /End IDs]

The whole central ethos of the franchise is that there’s no such thing as being The Bestβ„’ - there’s just being the best version of yourself you can be, and honoring/channeling your own strengths is the wise and badass thing to do.

women’s bodies weren’t β€œmade” to do anything, nature didn’t β€œintend” anything, no human action is β€œunnatural” and there is no inherent β€œpurpose” to a human life

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🀩

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pastassassins

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are notΒ Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the β€œDean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original β€œReblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

My name’s Starry Cipher! Still not Amanda!

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

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