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Smiles, Monsters & Magic

@dearmrsawyer / dearmrsawyer.tumblr.com

Jamila. she/her. 33. Australia.

For all the times I've made fun of Jesper for kissing the wrong guy (do not come at me, y'all did the same), it still plagues my mind how he literally felt something was off, that that wasn't how kissing Wylan was supposed to feel like- And don't think about how, had we gotten the spin-off, he would've KNOWN something was wrong bc THAT'S NOT HOW WYLAN KISSES HIM-

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

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“Cheesecake,” says Wylan, handing him a box. “Brownies. More brownies. Some ginger cupcakes, because the recipe sounded like it might be good fun. Oh, and some more brownies.”
Kaz looks down at him over the small mountain of tupperware. “You have issues, Wylan.”
“I’m stressed. I do a lot of baking when I’m stressed.”

Had the absolute privilege of commissioning @thakidro to do this lovely lovely illustration of Wylan on his way to Black Crow and I’m still losing my entire mind over it <3 Look at him go! He has no functional brakes! Just perfect, thank you so much again :’)

[Image ID: An illustration of Wylan Van Eck riding a bike as he rushes to work. He is dressed in brown slacks and a green jumper with a red scarf flying out behind him as he races his way down the street, and has a very panicked expression. The front of the basket is filled with boxes full of cake; several more are stacked up at the back of the bike, neatly tied together with a string. The background suggests a cobblestone street with autumn leaves scattered across the pavement, one flying through the air as Wylan rushes past. End ID.]

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