weird times. how's everyone doing? what are you working on lately? I don't care if we've never talked before, feel free to drop into the replies.

writing tip #3781:

"i use ai to proofread!" shut the fuck up how about you use A EYE to look at it YOURSELF

1 plus 2 is the same thing as 3 but nobody counts to 1 plus 2. you count to 3

oh okay

i want more mutuals but what if when i follow someone they beat me with sticks and rocks

Everything costs me money and it's not even that good

when tumblr dies we should just all go back to pdfs

and then fax them to each other? What??? What do you want to do from there???

we'll just go back to them

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

Beyblade heavyweight division

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

a greeting of agreement from my fellow caucasian.

we are the KKK and we are going to murder you and your entire family

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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Listening and learning

I hate texting. Come live with me.

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

linking it directly because, yeah, this is real.

They actually said "retaliate" huh.