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grace-marie | 23 | any pronouns

drivers ed is like:

what should you do while driving?

a) text on your phone

b) look at the road

c) cocaine

d) hit children with your car on purpose

THE TERROR ▸ 1.10 we are gone

crozier finds a seal hole and sits before it. he binds his thighs with cord to keep his legs still, settles his breathing, and begins to wait in perfect silence with his harpoon. in no time, the boy is sleeping against his leg. crozier watches and waits. he may be here a long while. but he has learned these last years to be more still. more patient. and quieter. quieter even than the snow. END.

As its name implies, the sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) has no time for nonsense. Though it’s typically less than 10 in (25 cm) long, this fish will snap its jaws and charge at anything that invades its personal space… including humans! It can chomp down on foes with razor-sharp teeth, which are housed inside a mouth that expands four times in size when opened. This territorial species can be found in the northeast Pacific Ocean off the coast of California. 

Photo: charlotteseid, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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