LONG masterpost of characters ive drawn (because i constantly forget)

untitled src: nox.xcf

untitled src: wibber3.xcf

red guy and his son

untitled creatures src: crearcer24.scf, alien.xcf

interpretation of wrong (see wrongverse2.tumblr.com)

various unnamed trolls

gungal

unnamed lamp guy

petscop character

guy with horse

unnamed horror cryptid src: creature2.xcf

untitled src: zap.xcf

scout the airsoft player

wizard cowboy

fat grunt (from madness combat/ fat grunt comic)

lizard test subject (may get redesigned)

various silly pixelart creatures

"the squelcher"

rpg characters, one based on op_null_

unnamed src: sekt2.xcf

unnamed, based on a friend

unnamed

unnamed

obscure oc masterlist, continued

the snowman

prev pixel red silly, remastered

horror cryptid v2

fren

corndog

shakard (old dnd character, modern depictions)

lamp guy and blue guy

untitled witch

untitled guy

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

what HAPPENED here

Collecting these like pokemons

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

hey guys guess what happened again just now

god i fucking love the ocean sunfish it is SO COOL did you know they can weigh up to 1000kg!! and the babies are covered in little spines like pufferfish! they're so cute i want to hug one

my child, as this was posted after noon this 1st of April I must take this with sincerity, the great and powerful sunfish accepts your admiration even if fleeting. blessings to the shoal this April 🙏🙏🙏

oh fuck right off

fuck you guys i hate you so much this is why i left tumblr

Worshipping sunfish is a sing of a greater mental problem

who... who are you

oh now theres another one all the sudden?? this is getting REALLY suspicious....

who the fuck are YOU

Things have been tough...

For most people, and I’m one of those. My rent has gone up, my alternator in the car has died (I can’t even focus on that yet, sigh), and this has been on a chain of setbacks and illnesses both with myself and my family. Energy and food prices… it all piles up.

On top of this, my depression (and covid fog probably) has been extra rough, keeping my freelance work slow.

Anyhow, I could use help and any is appreciated. I need $300 to make rent by the 5th and basic expenses beyond that. 

Thank you. I am sorry to ask. 

Circulating again, as my main freelance gig is still out of commission and burnout and pain have been making the gap hard to close.

Need $60 for power by the 30th. Any help is appeciated.

Completely burned out.

Rent upcoming.

Any help appreciated.

About 300 short.

you can not get this shit on any other site

pepperoni 2

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

date of origin: April 1st, 2014

lame ass gadgetjob

wanted to draw more patapons but im feeling dizzy so i didnt

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Slime mold looking for more nutrients

Slime mold escaping London in 12 hours