I am sorry to announce to all Jimmyhoffathecat fans that on April 1st at 14:00 CST, Pickles followed a trail of breadcrumbs through the forest into a cackling witch’s oven and was cooked into a delicious meal and stew
He will be baked soon
well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.
Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen
today’s acquisition: Donkey Kong Gay Sex Card
Its counterpart
he fucked that old man
Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’
My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid
Me: yessirrrr
"Literacy is the path to communism!"
Yiddish language variation of a propaganda poster for the Soviet Likbez campaign which was established in 1920 to eliminate illiteracy through various means, including the establishment of reading rooms in villages, and reading competitions between trade union members in neighboring locals and factories.
Lets orbit around mama
Music is just cope for people who can’t generate emotions on their own
Some of y'all really need to go outside. To think it's somehow "not ok" to listen to music is the craziest shit I've heard all week
it literally isn't okay to listen to music. that's someone else's emotions and it's both embarrassing and ideological theft to use them instead of your own.
the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream
…. For now
theyare friends. :)
