[cocteau twins lyrics]

I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

applejack as a twice as fancy pony

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

GO VARESA GO!! 🤍🐮🩷 I had to draw her, SHE'S THE CUTEST! A character with horns, pastel colors, she loves food and her signature weapon is so magical girl coded...?? Girl, we could be BESTIES!!!

The Reluctant Homura + Her Madokas

Based on: The Reluctant Bride - Auguste Toulmouche

Happy Birthday Gentaro!! 🍉📚 Couldn't get watermelon for you personally so enjoy being amongst them 💛

Also enjoy the dark edit I made. Welcome to my twisted mind or whatever

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

…

And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”