homoeroticism or bust

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

happy april fool's day

my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane

you let shit get bad enough and the cenobites start just using the hellraiser cube portal to "check in on you" and not even do that many tortures

Big day for trans people tomorrow

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

wew I'm bored... [remembers every negative interaction in my life] huh

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something