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My Love Is Consumption

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"Stuck in the timeloop as a punishment" is cool and all, but stuck in the timeloop voluntarily though? Oh, brother. Stuck in the timeloop cause you just can't move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know that it's not real and whatever should've happen already did. Stuck in the timeloop even if doesn't makes you happy. You just can't bear the thought of not being able to see them ever again. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know you should move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know they would want you to move on.

But maybe just a little while longer.

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New fic:

Gimme Something, Anything, Please Fandom: Naruto Rating: adult Characters: Kakashi/Gai Wordcount: 3,000ish Summary: "Kakashi!" Gai put his hands on his hips, puffing up his chest and grinning broadly as the door closed behind him. "Your handsome, beloved, youthful rival has returned!"

After a long mission, Gai is ready to greet his man of destiny with all the passion in his burning heart. Kakashi, on the other hand... Well, Kakashi just started a new book. (Bored and ignored kink)

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Please for the love of god, write fiction where doms have their own needs also,,,

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The Art of Getting What You Want Fandom: Naruto Rating: adult Characters: Kakashi/Gai Wordcount: 2,100ish Summary: Kakashi runs an errand. Which would be fine, except he and Gai were kind of in the middle of something.

(Inspired by my bad sex bingo 'leaving mid sex' altho tbh they have a pretty good time here.)

This one was my idea >:) (well, sort of)

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How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

If you're not masturbating to my stories, what's the fn poINT

If my shit does not make you drip, gtfo

like wtf do people really think smut authors are out here like gee there is such a huge audience of people with an ~aesthetic appreciation~ of erotica isn't that nice jfc

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Fucking seriously lmao. Who is out there publishing fucknasty sex while simultaneously assuming that all of their readers are engaging with that content with some type of puritan intellectual detachment as the unspoken rule? That's absolutely absurd.

Of course, there's plenty of ways to enjoy smut. Of course people can also read or write smut with intellectual detachment as a creative exercise or a character study or for any other number of reasons. That's not wrong, and all of that happens in fandom, which is great! I just find it bizarre when people seem positively vibrated out of their breeches about the idea that it's not the only thing that happens.

I write porn. Of course some people are going to use it as porn! That's why it's there (in addition to me just having so many emotions about characters that I have to write about them getting together so I don't collapse into myself like a dying star) !

Honestly, if no one has cranked one out at least once to something I wrote, then I have FAILED as a smut writer lmfao. Truly, that would be depressing.

I am here to implore you to remember that horny is a valid emotion.

Art creates feelings. Horny is a feeling.

Three Back to Back Meetings With Department Procurement Contracts, a haiku:

A dry leaf spinning

Boat-like on a pond after

The passing gale ends

Untapped well of kakagai potential story beats that I just dug up again

Maybe truth serum fic is on the horizon from me….

Fandom: Band of Brothers (TV 2001) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward “Babe” Heffron/Renee LeMaire/Eugene Roe Characters: Edward “Babe” Heffron, Renee LeMaire, Eugene Roe Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Sharing a Bed, Meeting the Parents, Lavender Relationship, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Post-War, Character Study Summary:

Eugene Roe and Babe Heffron have been together for nearly five years, and never once met one another’s families. But not to worry; Renee has a plan. A great plan. It’s going to go really well.
She’s in control of the situation.

Fandom: Naruto Ship: Kakashi/Gai Words: 10,655

Tags: Hanahaki Disease, Dark Comedy, Eventual Happy Ending, Declarations Of Love, Hatake Kakashi is Bad at Feelings, Hatake Kakashi is Trying, Friendship, different kinds of love

On the morning that he found out he was in love, Kakashi woke up to the sunshine pouring in through his window, ambled into the bathroom, and hacked up a single red chrysanthemum into the sink. He stared at it for a long time. He knew what it meant, obviously. There was only one reason why a man who hadn’t previously eaten a floral arrangement could be spitting out whole flowers. After all he's been through, Kakashi certainly isn't going to let a little thing like a chakra disorder kill him. Obviously, he's going to confess his love and get cured. Easy. Now... he just has to figure out who to confess it to.

Set during the brief window of time between the Konoha Crush & Sasuke Retrieval Arc, here is a story about always being late

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Wear Your Body Like a Costume Fandom: Naruto Rating: adult Characters: Kakashi/Gai Wordcount: 4,900ish Summary: “Now,” the announcer yelled, “the man you’ve all been waiting for! The myth! The legend! The blue beast of Konoha!”

Gai goes to the local strip club's ladies' night with his friends, who are very eager for him to see the headliner. Maybe too eager. But despite Gai's misgivings, there are some welcome surprises in store.

read this extremely good fanfic about a chippendale drag routine

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DAY 2: FAKE DATING

I've been way too busy to do every day of this event, but I do have a little fake dating fic to contribute! Content warning for under age drinking, but not in a very intense way.

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“Did you want to sleep with him?” Kakashi asked.

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Me n @desdemonafictional doing weird toxic love triangles again. Mind the tags on this one, dark themes.

Listen to the Wind Blow Fandom: Naruto Rating: adult Characters: Kakashi/Gai, Kakashi/Obito Chapter wordcount: 10,300ish Summary: Kakashi disappeared from Konoha on a warm October night, a few days after the Village was devastated by the Kyūbi attack. More than a decade later, Gai is still trying to pick up the pieces.

There's something keeping Gai tangled up with Kakashi. But Kakashi's entanglements go far beyond Gai, and the man at the bottom of the chain might just drag them all down, if they can't get free.

This fic is surprisingly funny and also (unsurprisingly) very horny.

Well, if you know us, you know what you’re in for.

Second (final) chapter of this is up!

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