a celebrity's unflattering wax figure reveal

i love when my dad sends me videos of his dog bc his phone quality is so bad its like 3 pixels and it fucking kills me

like im sure thats probably him

chin grabs, a decade apart

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Why don't you want me to seek and find you?

THATS SO EXCITING THO WHAT CONGRATS!!!!

works been. its been ffffffffffffffine. its been fine. i just feel like owen from i saw the tv glow except nobodys coming to save me. mostly not in the trans way but id be a fool to deny it completely considering the trans. did you know the space between the end of february and the end of april is actually 5 years long?

but i still do genuinely love my job despite it all, i just love it while my eye twitches

today something very fun happened tho. one of my kids expressed an interest in latin etymology cuz he wanted to make a word which was just. that was rly huge idk it was cool IT WAS COOL

(what!) im a bassline junkie (tell em again) im a bassline junkie (tell em again) and i like it funky (yeahhhh)

And this two faced bitch is seeing twice as many stars as usual

@marlboro-freds can u send this to lib im scared to do it myself

everyone please give a warm welcome to NEW SET

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.

Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.

Can not wait to watch Parlor Room!

Link to trailer: (x)

my boss said he doesn't want to watch house md because he thinks it's going to be too woke. and it's like. i promise you that is Not The Problem with House MD

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

you cant do this to me