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"A knight... No, I haven't seen anyone like that pass through here~"

So many Americans seem to think that there is no society, and morality is literal magic. Like, people don't make choices based on a complex interlocking web of desires and institutions and material conditions. The world is good guys and bad guys. Deviance is a literal magical poison that disrupts the fabric of reality. If enough young women dye their hair blue, the crops will fail.

What suburbanism will do to you after enough time dog

Literally atomized to the point of duotheism. "wokeness" isn't a social phenomena, it's a synthetic evil god invented deep state actors that want custody of your kids.

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

green hill zone: a comprehensive review

hey youtube, today we’re gonna talk about (chops apple) a really prominent thing in (chops apple) sonic the hedgehoog….we’re gonna be talking about green hill zone. and, yknow, it’s….as you knooooowwww you know green hill zone is um….it’s a rather prominent location in sonic the hedgehog mythos (chops apple) (slams cleaver with base of hand) it’s uuuh *sigh* sort of sonic the hedgehog lives. i mean, i’m assuming that’s- cause czczcz you know it’s- it’s cause he’s always *sigh* it’s……it’s a (chops apple) COMMON (chops apple) PLACE (chops apple) IN (chops apple) SONIC The hedgehog world….it’s….*sigh* (chops apple) it’s a good…PLACE…ummm…(slaps cleaver against hand) sonic the hedgehog, guh, well, green hill, green hill zone has…a handful of…applications, y'know, you can…you can use it for a multitude of ways (knocks cleaver against knuckles) um………some people use green hill zone as a stress reliever (knocks cleaver against knuckles) some people uuuse greenhillzone in their cooking (chops apple aggressively) (bites apple) MMMH!! (while chewing) some people use green hill zone…as a coping mechanism, and…that’s completely understandable! green hill zone does have geniterpeppries (???) you gotta find yourself a green hill……umbw green hilllll…green hiiill…….um…a green hillzone. (breaks into laughter) yeah! you gotta find yourself a green hill zone…you gotta find yourself a place where- green hillll zone is legal. cause if you don’t…uuhp, uhh.. the men in black will come at your door and…we don’t want anything like that happen, do we?

My game

this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her

there’s clearly a morel issue here

The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.

hi again

we're still struggling to get people here on disability, even after a recent arthritis diagnosis and years of fighting for it

running low on groceries after getting bills paid

help is appreciated yet still

thank you to all that have helped before this, i really appreciate it and i hope eventually we can stabilize

this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED

quick userstyle

requires the dashboard plus addon for data-css helpers it adds, you should probably already have it anyway

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vn creator who releases a multiplayer fps featuring their characters for April Fools day

quick userstyle

requires the dashboard plus addon for data-css helpers it adds, you should probably already have it anyway

example screenshot