Hell wasn't cringe enough so I'm come back

I take immense schadenfreude in Elon Musk spending $25 million to try to influence an election in Wisconsin only for the candidate he was backing to lose by a larger margin than was predicted before Musk got into the race. Like how tf do you dump that much money into a state supreme court election and get not only nothing out of it but LESS than nothing. That's a truly impressive level of failure. I'm watching Elon become the most hated man in America like the Sickos yes hahaha yes comic

do you think people are going to try to charge the switch 2 from both ports at the same time

Spit roasting her 😳

Spit roasting my Switch 2 gf by plugging both her ports at the same time, to see how hot I can make her lithium ion battery.

…hospital

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

ACT UP, 1990

Nothings changed

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

Chat, is this true?

because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please

we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here

Last night I spent 1 hour trying to get chatGPT to generate an image of Drake (it wont do any real people if you ask by name) on a bag of Lays Chips that was 9/11 (it wont do anything controversial) flavored. It took about 1 hour of associating various adjectives and nicknames tangential to Drake (Canadian rapper, from Degrassi, Drizzy, Champagne Papi) and only ended up working after I scrapped the chip bag idea and fed it a made up movie plot based on one of the previous chip bag images it made and told it to make VHS box art based on that plot, and that the movies name was 'DRIZZY CITY'

Drizzy city on VHS btw.

Ladies and gentlemen we got him

Gotta leave a trail of lipstick marks all over my butch, just to pick which shade I'm rocking today. and ofc to mark them up while I’m at it

I want to squeeze a butch’s biceps and tell them how strong they are like I don’t know it’s totally stroking their ego

imo i get why its called boymoding but i legit think the fact that it's called that has like done worse for girls

"Oh ur BOYmoding, ur dressed as a BOY bc ur wearing BOY clothes"

like it creates a bad feel loop. a tgirl telling me to reframe it as dressing masc/butchy has done wonders for me itr

like the need to "boymode" to be safe i totally understand

but like internally I think if more girls reframed it as "im dressing masc/butch/futch/tomboy/etc"

they'd feel less bad when they do dress like that/lets tgirl butchs be more normalized in the community

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything "leather" that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally

i do not care if you personally think nobody should slaughter or eat animals, it is Going to happen anyway. you cannot be so obtuse thst you think making more plastic that causes pollution endless damage to the animals you claim to care about so much is better than omnivorous human beings eating other animals and using their bodies completely.

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

daily reminder that if you like something someone made tell! them! tell them tell them tell them TELL THEM

Circle avatars were a mistake

Yeah. Who even has an avatar that makes sense in a circle? It's just a waste of space!

screenshot to maintain the punchline since it's still going around

"why are so many trans women funny" well if you're growing up confined to the social role of "boy" but you cannot perform masculinity effectively and you don't feel attractive or confident no matter how anybody else may perceive you, your best and possibly only social tool left is humor. also god loves us more than you

which is also why when you meet a trans girl who got funny before she realized she could ever be hot, and then got hot, she tends to have a social vibe like rock lee just took the fuckin weights off

*touches post gently* here it is... my last banger...