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heyyyyyyyyy. so it has been a minute my diaballers unofficial blog-fan name? maybe? 👀
no, I haven't yeeted out of blog responsibilities, much to shu's chagrin
BUT. I will be horribly busy with 4 6000 word law school essays for the next month. so activity will be sporadic at best :')
pray for my soul. since reiji has all but disowned mine lul
I get so unreasonably mad when people talk about having dreams with fictional characters because that never happens to me?? I have yet to see a fictional character in any of my dreams, and I’m wondering because it’s not like I’m not thinking about them 24/7 so why is a person I met 10 years ago doing tap dancing in my subconscious but I can’t even say hi to the character I’ve been thinking about for the past month.
i fly a lot in my dreams tho
at least you have dreams. all I've got to show for my hibernation is ants marching up my half-numb arm and my bare ass frozen from kicking my blankets to the floor in the middle of the night 😭
occasionally, i wake up in an panic but have literally no idea why. maybe 'cause of the resident kanato paralysis demon 👀???????
Why did I have a random dream about Ruki last night?? He wasn't even important he was just standing there, menacingly. And actually all the Mukami brothers were there but I was just focused on Ruki. Nothing fun was even happening they were literally just chilling in my room talking but I was just mainky focused on Ruki in my dream. Which I dont even like him??? I never interact with him 😭😭 why am I having dreams about characters I never look at?? First Kanato now Ruki
just thought that I would this out there.
think it is our brains subconsciously trying to alert us to the trashcan that is their personalities. just in case we get any 'bright' ideas like '...but he's hot' 🥺
Your response to my phone ad message I sent you sparked a crack idea to me 😏
What are the Sakamki and Mukami bros political stances? 💀 ( this is all in good fun BTW and just crack headcannons )
shu- laissez-faire libertarian. do whatever you want. just don’t wake him up. champion for the "Leave Me Alone" party
reiji- authoritarian conservatist. he’s the dad who enforces bedtimes for everyone. yes, even the government
ayato- vampire nationalist. the Great Oreo comes first. the rest of y’all? getting dunked in the milk. if you ain’t first, you’re last ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
laito- anarchist libertine. orgies in the street for everyone!
kanato- fascist monarchist. Teddy’s his first advisor pulling all the strings… well, that explains the hot mess that is the economy. #HisWayOrThePterodactylScreechWay
subaru- anarchist. it isn’t a phase, mom. ’tch’ with the whole system. he’s busy revolting... in his coffin #WakeMeUpWhenTheRevolutionStarts
ruki- technocratic centrist. arm-chair psychologist who thinks reforming society means making a PowerPoint. a voice of the people... as long as they fit into his five-step plan 🙄
kou- celebrity-endorsed socialist. progressive, but only if it looks good on my Instagram. #SaveThePlanetForTheAesthetic
yuma- agrarian populist. wants to run the economy on home-grown tomatoes
azusa- masochist anarchist. didn’t realize there’s a ballot... but supposes that’s one way to cut through the system. #IJustWantToFeelAlive
Last night
I had a dream where i sent you two questions in one ask as an anon
Should i be worried?? Am I an addict???
perhaps. but I am all out of therapy to give to the masses so 'fraid you're stuck here in the DL hell trenches with me >:D
it's not so bad. I got internet cookies. perfectly crispy/chewy, might I add!
Not diabolik lovers related but my roman empire is the fact that Creep and Motion Picture Soundtrack were written the same day…
Also, this is so random but with all the aesthetics explored in DL I wish there was one character that gave off a kind of old soul, jazzy kind of guy. Even an irrelevant character too. I just can’t see ANY of the characters listening to jazz, maybe Shu or Reiji…but they both give off classical music if anything. Just ugh, idek atp I’ve only been thinking about Diabolik Lovers for the past months, and I love projecting my own interests onto characters. I’m not okay
literally, the moment I hear the opening chords to Motion Picture Soundtrack, I start crying--a good cry, I think? the early version has the lines: "Beautiful angel. Pulled apart at birth. Limbless and helpless. I can't even recognize you" and I am like 'fuck. life does that to everyone. and even if we have a second go around, it's more of the same. the most we can do hold on and let go of each other'. truly, no man writes as poignant lyrics as thom yorke. this is my hill to die on and, for the jazz thing, have you ever had the pleasure of meeting... anime butler-san?
old soul jazz man if I ever seen it :'D
i’m sick rn!! Horray! (Not hurray im shivering and i have a bucket that’s filled with food that previously resided in my stomach but…) How would the diaboys (sakamaki and mukami) take care of a partner that’s sick, if they would even do so. I need a little teeny weeny bit of comfort rn 🥹
(that sucks big time—feel better soon or I’ll personally take down the virus responsible for making you feel so miserable!!!)
shu- perfect excuse to nap, if you ask him. he’ll casually toss a blanket over you and then go back to his own nap—he's not entirely heartless, just very… Shu
reiji- hol’up. he has to make a potion to make you feel better? *reiji.exe has stopped computing* he might pull out a book and mutter about it being a necessary task for his intellect... but he’ll be really dramatic pigeon about it
ayato- he’d ask you to make him a sandwich, but then see you holding your vomit bucket and change his mind. he'll totally ignore your needs because your bucket’s dinner tonight. nice
laito- he swears the cure for everything is orgasms. also, macarons. that’s pretty much his entire remedy list
kanato- nothing that turning you into a doll won’t fix :)
subaru- secretly afraid you’re dying. accepts his fate to be bathed in vomit. but NOT BECAUSE HE CARES OR ANYTHING, DUH-
ruki- work don’t stop for no sick woman. your 9-5 micky-d job awaits you, fair maiden
yuma- “But I gave you sugar pills!” dumbass, that's placebo at best well, there is always tomatoes from his garden. nothing quite like homopathic remedies. yes, even for cancer
kou- time for his Instagram debut, where he posts about giving you tissues like he’s your personal savior. expect captions like “Best boyfriend of the year” and a flood of comments. he’s just in it for the sympathy points
azusa- offers you a ghost pepper. who doesn’t love a little extra suffering?
#diabolik lovers#sakamaki#mukami#ayato sakamaki#reiji sakamaki#kanato sakamaki#laito sakamaki#subaru sakamaki#shu sakamaki#azusa mukami#yuma mukami#kou mukami#ruki mukami#love me some semi-crack answers lol#get better soon!#can you tell I abandon my revolutionary format of the prior ask#me neither#XD
Anonymous asked:
If you still do Diaboy matchups. I'm an 18+ female around 5'3 with autism, I have hypothyroidism or Hashimoto. I'm an INFJ and 6w7 697 tritype, on the chubby side very insecure about my weight. I have red hair with green eyes close to hazel. My name is Morgan it means sea-born or sea circle in Welsh. I love vintage horror movies and stories, and poems. I collect plushies, and dolls. I like a guy who is gentle and kind and very protective. I love both pastel and dark colors, my favorite animals are rabbits and cats. I tend to be very trusting and I like to see the good in people unless the person actually does something to hurt me emotionally. I love both sweet and salty food, sometimes spicy food. I sleep more than what is normal lol 🤣 I'm normally very mild and easy going, I tend to let things and a lot of things go and there's very little that makes me upset. I also tend to put other people's needs before my own which does cause me to be overwhelmed and exhausted.
I hope this isn't too much and if you don't do these anymore it's okay 😊
i am always open for dl-cupid business, so let’s get cracking. the diaboy to sweep you off your Disney-Brave feet? yuma gorilla man:
- he's all into curvy ladies; got just enough gumption to tend to the fields, birth them piglets, and give him something to grip during the intimates
- finally someone to binge out on popcorn with while watching vintage horror movies. the man is a BIG fan of over-the-top campy gore. perhaps you may even get him to commit to reading a story/poem or two
- while bro is NOT a gentle giant, he strikes out on all markers of being a very protective boyfriend: no man shall lay dishonour upon his fair maiden
except him! - he’s 100% a cat dad. got a-plenty on his farm for hunting rats and such. they all got names. yes, he remembers them all. and, yes, he treats them like the princess overlords they are
now if only he would extend that philosophy to women - he will LIVE to tantalize your tastebuds with all the salty/sweet/spicy treats you want. maybe even make out with you and slip a sugar cube into your mouth ;)
- if you’re easy, he’s
mostlyeasy
hope you are happy with your matchup!
Reading Shuus Do-S CD is really the only one where the MC seems like the issue and not Shuu 😭. Like he wants to walk home in the rain but she gotta be like " NO WE'RE GONNA RUN " and literally drags him there after he pushed her away 3 times. Then they got home, he boutta go chill in his room, but here she comes like " NO, IM GONNA WATCH YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU CHANGE PROPERLY " like giiirl 😤 I'd be pissed too if somone just refused to let me be
The whole CD is just Shuu telling her to leave him alone and go away and her just being like " No, I'm gonna follow you around and nitpick what you do " like I can't believe I'm defending a Diaboy but Yui be out here harassing this man 💀💀 She acts like a triplet but less evil. #Justice for Shuu
thanks to REJET's writing inconsistency or Cordelia's influence, who knows at this point, sometimes yui does toe the line between doing things 'cause she cares and doing things 'cause she thinks that's how they should be taking care of themselves after Reiji's own heart, if you will
yes, there is a difference. the first recognizes their autonomy while trying her best to help them out; the other tramples all over it, doesn't actually help them with anything, all the while yui is basically at a loss as to why bro is not thankful. now that I think of it, it kinda of parallels the two main ways people deal with depressed individuals guess which one most fall into 🙃
this man has survived centuries without your needy ass; chances are a little rain and improper dressing methods won't kill him. just let the man sleep with him and his clothes 😂😂😂
Anonymous asked:
Hiii, I got another theory wait no I wouldn't call it a theory but what do you think would happen if their sacrifical bride (not yui but, think of it like, she came AFTER yui) had made friends at school etc and got slightly popular at school and despite living in that hellish place, she is still pretty happy and joyful. Most of the time she's always in her room on her phone. And due to having so much friends, she completely forgot that the sakamakis even exists, not like dementia but she ignores them a lot, like she's building a new life and moving on
low-key slay but: