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Reblogged nailgunstigmata
guy who has only watched always sunny in philadelphia reading the bible: is it just me or are cain and abel like dee and dennis reynolds
Reblogged nightcrawlerzincorporated
Anonymous asked:
The feminine urge to put Dennis reynolds in a sack full of rocks and toss it into a river
very true anon. personally however i also experience the urge of fishing him out of the river and opening the sack and he tumbles out sopping wet and trembling with his mascara smeared around and i go oh nooooo what happened to you (i caught him from behind with the sack so he doesnt know it was me) and wrap him in my jacket and he clings to me wet and shivering and sniffling and buries his head in my chest and i stare out wistfully at the river soaring past because he doesnt know that the hand currently stroking his back is also the very hand that tied the sack shut and doomed him
Reblogged ratcoffin69
Sorry that we turned our found family dynamic into a weird sex thing. We will do it again.
Reblogged chrliekclly
And when Mac's long distance boyfriend turns out to be Dennis catfishing him, what then
Right. So. Here we are.
Reblogged cocklickerdennis
“don’t lay it on too thick”
“i used to fuck lebron james 😃”
Reblogged cocklickerdennis
I’m sorry, Dennis is controlling the WHAT inside Macs WHAT
Reblogged reynoldsnbauer
When your boyfriend who doesn't know he's your boyfriend tells your dad about the anal beads you've been remotely stimulating his prostate with
Reblogged macdenlover
newsflash asshole!
Reblogged vianbarnes
12x08//16x04
Reblogged cocklickerdennis
oh god oh fuck room spinning vision going blurry
Reblogged vianbarnes
my frank vs russia review