If being gay is a disease, then brother, I have the plague

It's contagious. Roll up, roll up, catch a homosexuality

*mock-accusingly pointing* You! You gave me the homosexuality!

I'm pretty sure in this specific instance it wasn't me, actually

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I need space.

And fresh air.

Let them laugh in my face I don’t care.

Save my place.

I’ll be there.

Agatha: *Gets down on one knee* Rio: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Agatha: *Falls over* Rio: The poison is kicking in.

there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

👀looking at Agatha like👀

STOP DOING THAT WITH YOUR TONGUE U FUCKING LESBIAN

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

Here have this

yup.

Lemon/lemoff erasure

i need to save “lemn’t”

(short) story time

so we’re reading shakespeare in english class rn, and at some point the class went off on a tangent about comedy

my teacher said something like “comedy is always at the expense of someone else, it just depends on how overt it is”

i, of course, disagreed, and spent like 5 minutes explaining the concept of modern surreal/absurd humor while trying not to die laughing when i described the “me when lemon” meme

you know

[transcript: a stock photo of a man holding a flashlight on a gradiented background of white to yellow. the flashlight’s beam is shining at a floating lemon, and the word “lemon” is written next to it in red text. a caption at the top says “when lemon”. end transcript]

this one

my teacher didn’t find it funny at all

this was saved to my computer and i found it when i searched lemon

now you all have to deal with it

this was saved to my

computer and i found it

when i searched lemon

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

time to go home yall, this post is now complete.

@demoncatapologist

If you laughed, smiled, or even sharply exhaled at any of these images; you aren’t allowed to mock skibidi toilet.

My body is but a #gatsby musical temple.

Parks and Recreation (2009–2015)

Okay, I've done it, again.

Members of the Pawnee Parks & Rec Department have arrived at the premiere of AGATHA ALL ALONG

BEN WYATT IN PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015)

otp meme: the moment they became your otp