It's Dinner's Calzone

This is why accessibilityis so important.

To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me

i think i'll watch gay porn tonight and touch my personal penis. every day is a gift you can give to youreself....

sphinx moth caterpillar

put him down. now.

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

just got sucked off by a gay owl and then it flew away while jerking off

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

He thinks every thing is a damn game

The face of a man who had to be taken to a different room because he was purring too loud for the vets to hear his heartbeat

i regret nothing

lets glow serenely with mama