Baja Blast in the Ass

uh, woof?

ive seen a few art memes (trend) of this going around, thought id give it a try, its abit wonky since i drew it with an injured hand lol

et in arcadia ego

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

i think i have couvid

bonus i forgot to add earlier

with this having officially breached containment i hope everyone who tags this as a ship knows i will and am judging whether your choice fits us or not

to the person who tagged this as destiel it’s on sight

I NEED vulpes's fascist cock.

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

arcade gannon….

jokes aside I don’t see caesar as any kind of parental figure in vulpes’ life (or even having a particularly mentoring role) not even in modern au. like sorry but vulpes getting lured into fascist cult on roblox by SonOfMars69 would be closer to the source

Why do we bash benny gecko for shooting the courier in the head but we never question if the courier has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

Wait hear me out, human yes man with glasses

yes i agree, thank you for the inspiration