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It’s positivity time fuckers

@disaster-magnet / disaster-magnet.tumblr.com

I’ve had enough sadness for a lifetime and am 100% done with it. They/them, mid 20s

I love it when a news article about rats is clearly talking about trained rats of some description, but the headline doesn't specify that. "Rats are disarming bombs" what, of their own initiative?

rats don't like loud noises

I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

this is the best term for this actually I'm gonna start using this irl

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mesopelagic

wish yall would stop calling rejection of mainstream beauty expectations as “embracing ugliness” :(

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mesopelagic

just bcs i dont wear makeup doesnt mean im “raw” and “embracing my ugliness” im literally just existing… sorry 2 hear about ur messed up self esteem but dont project your issues onto me…

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

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