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I love it when a news article about rats is clearly talking about trained rats of some description, but the headline doesn't specify that. "Rats are disarming bombs" what, of their own initiative?
rats don't like loud noises
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip
LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]
“Bro where u at we not supposed to be in heree”
always hilarious the lengths mammal moms will go to to retrieve a nearly-grown child from a situation of their own making. get back here
looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me
#magritte has talent for sure but this is a rookie mistake
I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.
this is the best term for this actually I'm gonna start using this irl
wish yall would stop calling rejection of mainstream beauty expectations as “embracing ugliness” :(
just bcs i dont wear makeup doesnt mean im “raw” and “embracing my ugliness” im literally just existing… sorry 2 hear about ur messed up self esteem but dont project your issues onto me…
These people are so fucking crazy sidjsifjsofkkslvmslc
Im obsessed with people saying some shit a youth pastor would say and then acting like they did something huge
My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."
I feel so seen.
we're running out of scenarios I fear
the booktok scenarios are now becoming.....ADA compliant?
Let’s bond over OSHA regulations
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them