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let me guess. you take it black. / liz / 20s

i think one of the worst things you can do psychologically to a coworker without doing anything illegal is to use times new roman in a spreadsheet

can't believe i ate the last of my desk chocolate stash on tuesday as a celebration, unbeknownst to me when i would need it TODAY as a consolation

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Murderbot meets ART (who knew transports could be smart enough to be MEAN)

This is such a brilliant rendering of ART "greeting" Murderbot when they first met. And Murderbot's terror, written on its face.

Thank you sm!! And on one hand i feel i go a little ham on how espressive Murderbot is, but on the other hand with how much it says "my face must have done something" and the other characters clearly react to its' nonverbal cues, i fully believe our secunit is an unreliable narrator about it's own expressions πŸ˜‚

My roommate thought she hated cooking and then she moved in with me and started using knives that were actually sharp and realized cooking is fun. Sometimes I wonder how many other situations are like this. It's not you, or your skills. It's just the lack of correct tools. Everyone knows you need a knife in the kitchen but no one mentions a sharpening stone.

Also you should probably sharpen your knife.

Speaking less metaphorically I literally do wonder how many people would realize Cooking Doesn't Suck if only they had sharper knives. Cutting vegetables is not supposed to be a workout. You're not supposed to apply force when you press down. If you have to force the knife down then the knife is dull! This is a fixable problem!

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a β€˜green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

DEAD TALENTS SOCIETY ON AMERICAN NETFLIX, GET IN THERE!!!!!

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