biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

made a flowchart

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

It’s a really, really good hospital drama

I’m so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M’s Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

I’m glad to see the ancient art of vidding is alive and well.

i still find it absolutely Hysterical that the episode where eddie says buck's name the most is the one where buck literally dies and eddie's trying to save his life but the episode where buck says eddie's name the most is the one where he realises he likes men askdjfhsh

i still find it absolutely Hysterical that the episode where eddie says buck's name the most is the one where buck literally dies and eddie's trying to save his life but the episode where buck says eddie's name the most is the one where his ex boyfriend and his sister both accuse him of having feelings for eddie 🥰

MOUSE YAOI REAL

@mousepregnant

target audience

@jtownraindancer one step closer to defying biology now all we gotta do is be nice 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

reminder that if you ever meet a sweet, morally good, chivalrous knight: it's your most sincere obligation to corrupt them. "but my vows," this, "this is against the rules," that. if you haven't completely fucked up their entire code of conduct and destroyed all ability to discern right from wrong without you being the one to tell them by the time you're done with them, then you need to up your game. inside that pretty, rule-following chained dog of a knight is someone yearning to be set free of their self-imposed shackles, and it's your duty to help them get there.

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

wheeel……

I think he likes it?

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?

"no this time I'm right about ace people not being oppressed and just wanting attention I'm right this time even though last time it happened thousands of people online and in person forced themselves back into the closet and lost a huge community this time it's different from the 2015-2017 ace discourse I swear"

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

Psych 1x13